[97BladeRider]

So Denno, when do we see a copy of your dating film? Is NESR becoming another eHarmony?

[Pittenger5]

Is it strange that I see no problem throwin myself into turn 1 next to 4 different motards on an ex500, but am so scared of horses that I refuse to even sit on one?

[Billy]

We mine as well made a dating section on here for people looking to hook up through NESR.

[Crash Dummy Denno]

Originally Posted by R1slowflyer

Horse people are crazy all of them trust me every woman in my family that loves horses and they are all INSANE!!!!! Runaway!

Horse people are not stable people!

Originally Posted by union

+1. I grew up on a horse farm. Damn women are out of their minds.

its going to be very awkward for you guys

melissa, don't listen to them, you're great just how you are

[KillBill]

Do you guys smell that?




















I think love is in the air

[97BladeRider]

Originally Posted by KillBill

Do you guys smell that?

Or is Melissa in season?

[R1slowflyer]

Originally Posted by Pittenger5

Is it strange that I see no problem throwin myself into turn 1 next to 4 different motards on an ex500, but am so scared of horses that I refuse to even sit on one?

Its not strange at all i have horses out back and when they get loose i go in the house fuck that. I was trampled when i was little stupid horses cant see right in front of them

Originally Posted by union

+1. I grew up on a horse farm. Damn women are out of their minds.

+10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Originally Posted by Denno

its going to be very awkward for you guys

melissa, don't listen to them, you're great just how you are

And it starts!

[R1slowflyer]

Originally Posted by 97BladeRider

Or is Melissa in season?

I just spit all over my computer thanks!

[Billy]

Originally Posted by Denno

you're great just how you are

Is that your pickup line?!?!?!?

[97BladeRider]

Originally Posted by BadBoyBilly

Is that your pickup line?!?!?!?

The was Mr. Rogers pick up line..

By just your being you......

[DBConz]

so....forget the horse, ride a Denno

[Crash Dummy Denno]

Originally Posted by DBConz

so....forget the horse, ride a Denno

save a horse, ride a denno

[DBConz]

giddie up

[DBConz]

Originally Posted by Denno

save a horse, ride a denno

ha, thought of that one 2 years ago pal.

[KillBill]

Originally Posted by 97BladeRider

Or is Melissa in season?

dude...i really did just laugh out loud.
fuggen classic

[Crash Dummy Denno]

Originally Posted by elissama101

I've actually gotten that one before riding on the road to get to the woods. Something along the lines of (hey hun why don't you give that horse a rest and come ride a cowboy [said cowboy being a wigga with a sideways baseball cap])

Needless to say they drove away unsatisfied.

what if my hat it pointing forwards?

ok let me try again....


I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?

[1/2pint]

Denno does his best work after 5 cran/vodka in him....... then he is all over the ladies

[OreoGitorio]

Originally Posted by elissama101

I may be a bitch at times, but last time I checked I didn't go into season like one.

POST OF THE THREAD!

Melissa... glad to have you on board. You just proved you can hang

[DBConz]

Originally Posted by weman

Denno does his best work after 5 can/vodka in him then he is all over the ladies

dude are you drunk already? that doesnt even look like it's in english

[naked-daytrader]

Originally Posted by Denno

I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?

WOW quote of the century in my book...well played




Now, everyone scram..............let Denno and Melissa get to know each other, that's why I started this damn thread anyway!!

[DBConz]

[KillBill]

Originally Posted by naked-daytrader

WOW quote of the century in my book...well played




Now, everyone scram..............let Denno and Melissa get to know each other, that's why I started this damn thread anyway!!

You need to change your S/N to Naked-MatchMaker

[Crash Dummy Denno]

Originally Posted by naked-daytrader

WOW quote of the century in my book...well played




Now, everyone scram..............let Denno and Melissa get to know each other, that's why I started this damn thread anyway!!

thanks mark


let me try to set the mood

[1/2pint]

Originally Posted by DBConz

dude are you drunk already? that doesnt even look like it's in english

[naked-daytrader]

Originally Posted by Denno

thanks mark


let me try to set the mood

Pwahahahahahahahaa