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Old 05-14-08, 02:22 PM
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Re: Dennis meet Melissa


you guys are assholes... then again, you asked for it....
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That must be why they call you 'The Magician'. You make all the females disappear.
haha. i figure after reading this.. if she can deal with everyone elses shit she wont be offended lol.
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so where do you see yourself in 5 years?
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At this point Im just holding down the F5 key...
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Old 05-14-08, 02:25 PM
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That must be why they call you 'The Magician'. You make all the females disappear.
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Old 05-14-08, 02:27 PM
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At this point Im just holding down the F5 key...
or you could ask a question like the lady said...
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Old 05-14-08, 02:31 PM
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Old 05-14-08, 02:31 PM
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do you like anal?
in the words of a wise bald 30 year old, who happens to be DRUNK at work again......you sir are a
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Old 05-14-08, 02:32 PM
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Fair enough. Whats your horse's name?
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Old 05-14-08, 02:33 PM
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Hrmmm, lets see here, I'm happily married, but online hiding behind a screen name where nobody can see and a girl is offering to answer any question...

Well.. today is my lucky day!

Ms Horse Girl, should I continue working on my tech 1 spam in 1v1 ranked games, or work on tech-ing up faster while turtling against my oponents T1 spam?

Signed - Desparately seeking ranking in Supreme Commander
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Old 05-14-08, 02:34 PM
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so where do you see yourself in 5 years?
anyone family guy fans out here?
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Peter: (Thinking) **Dont say doing your wife, Dont say doing your wife**

Peter: "Err.. Doing your.........Son?
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Hell, for fun I'll answer honestly any question that's asked

are you as big a fan of the song "Pony" by Ginuwine as I am??
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Old 05-14-08, 02:41 PM
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Hell, for fun I'll answer honestly any question that's asked (that should provoke some interesting questions)
Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
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Old 05-14-08, 02:53 PM
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Hell, for fun I'll answer honestly any question that's asked (that should provoke some interesting questions)
Do you think guys that pose on newbury street are gay?
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Old 05-14-08, 03:06 PM
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Great! Watcha doin on Satruday. I need a blocker for a 300lb angry roomate...
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Do you think guys that pose on newbury street are gay?
I certainly do
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Old 05-14-08, 03:08 PM
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haha then they would be the 2nd official NESR couple.


Sorry kiddo, you are the 2nd NESR Couple, MZdagrl and I are before you guys...
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Old 05-14-08, 03:15 PM
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- Have only ever tried it when so drunk that I don't remember it well. I do typically thing of an ass as an exit not an entrance though. :



- I have ridden many horses and the one I own now was not my first (not talking donkey shows here people)



- If by some supreme miraculous circumstance I was able to have everything fall perfectly into place I would be out west somewhere elevated (for coolness) with at least 80 acres, horses, dirtbikes, atv's, a fishing pond, and lots of canyon roads. Likely where I'll be in 5 years - in a condo in NewEngland cursing potholes and snow.



- Jack (and no its not jack like (though we do have a monkey at work named Jack because of that))



- I would suggest calling your local work help desk (dial H-E-L-P). That sounds like an ID-10T problem to me.



- Can't say I know the song off the top of my head



- If I ever had I went though years of therapy and heavy meds to forget it.



- I have yet to see guys posing on Newbury st. When I was 14-16 I thought the guys sitting outside on their bikes looking cool were way hot... so if you're a sex predator you'll score huge


Alright - I'm off to gas up the bike and stop by the barn. I'll answer any others that fly my way when I get back!

good answers.

this girl's alright
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Old 05-14-08, 03:16 PM
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She can hang!!!
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Old 05-14-08, 03:20 PM
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=elissama101;496116Alright - I'm off to gas up the bike and stop by the barn. I'll answer any others that fly my way when I get back!



Ok, I'll bite.....

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
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Old 05-14-08, 03:20 PM
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so if you're a sex predator you'll score huge
So I should tell girls that Chris Hansen and I are on a first name basis? Thats the key to getting laid?
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Old 05-14-08, 03:23 PM
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So I should tell girls that Chris Hansen and I are on a first name basis? Thats the key to getting laid?
Dude, I met you last weekend in the garage and ahhh no offense but with a mug like yours; you ain't geting laid in a whore house with a fist full of dollars,,,,
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Old 05-14-08, 03:24 PM
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Wow, this chick is like a Magic 8 Ball. I can't wait until it's my turn to shake her.
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Old 05-14-08, 03:28 PM
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Ok. I'll be "that" guy.

We need more pics.
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Old 05-14-08, 03:31 PM
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Dude, I met you last weekend in the garage and ahhh no offense but with a mug like yours; you ain't geting laid in a whore house with a fist full of dollars,,,,

Dude are you really 36?

You need a life
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Old 05-14-08, 03:32 PM
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Dude, I met you last weekend in the garage and ahhh no offense but with a mug like yours; you ain't geting laid in a whore house with a fist full of dollars,,,,
Yah, Im ugly. THats why I need the key to getting laid.
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