[DBConz]

Originally Posted by naked-daytrader

Thank you Jim, someone that understands the genius that is my humor

you need to threaten them with a visit from Gretchen. she wont give a fuck, she'll kick some ass while being a cockblock.

[OreoGitorio]

Originally Posted by ChrisNoF4i

Oreo guy makes fun of naked guy's stance.

I loved that part

[Pittenger5]

So wait, if calling me ugly was sarcasm, does that mean I'm really good looking? Im confused.

[naked-daytrader]

Originally Posted by ChrisNoF4i

Boy meets girl.
Girl has horse.
Boy has horse-face.
Girl acts like boy.
Naked guy makes joke.
Racer guy gets all defensive that naked guy doesn't find other racer guy sexually appealing.
Oreo guy makes fun of naked guy's stance.
Naked guy sulks.
Racer guys hug.

WOW, You could very well be the Dhali Lama with wisdom like that.....

[Jaynnus]

Originally Posted by Honclfibr

Imagine an oreo cookie, except the cookies are made out of shit instead of cookies.

That's kind of like this thread, it started out shitty, then there was the sweet creamy middle, but then you get to the end and it's all shitty again.

I wish I could lick this thread down the middle and throw away the outside.

I'm crying over here!

[OreoGitorio]

Don't forget about the part where I changed my avatar.

Originally Posted by Jaynnus

I'm crying over here!

There there, Jane.... let me console you.

[1/2pint]

F'ing classic

[naked-daytrader]

F U Pete. You're uglier than Pittenger.......


*Edit......and you don't know shit about classic 80's cut-off shirt style either...

[DBConz]

Originally Posted by OreoGitorio

Don't forget about the part where I changed my avatar.




There there, Jane.... let me console you.

it's about time that someone else got picked on

[OreoGitorio]

Originally Posted by naked-daytrader

F U Pete. You're uglier than Pittenger.......


*Edit......and you don't know shit about classic 80's cut-off shirt style either...

ok, now THAT'S sarcasm..... And I know it, cuz I'm a sexy muthafukka Also because there's nothing "classic" about the cut-off shirt

[hammadown]

Ill just say there are certain things you dont joke about when you barely know someone. Thats all.


Back on topic, as requested by chuck:

1 Whats your cup size?
2 What is the age at which you lost your virginity?
3 Where did it occur?
4 Whats the total num partners youve been with?
5 PGGA?
6 Most partners at one time? Whats the break down?
7 Fantasy?
8 Skoal, Big Gulp, wagner power painter?
9 Missionary, Doggy, or sit and spin?
11 Blooming Flower, Ziplock Bag, or Busted Ravioli
12 Any Tattoos?
13 Piercings?
14 Ever Videotape yourself
15 Splunking?

And I know Im missing one...someone help me here.

[ceo012384]

This thread delivers!





And by the way, there is no argument. Every girl who rides horses is completely fucking insane. Not the good kind of insane either. And usually pretty good in bed. You will usually find out the first part after you find out the last part.... which is the problem.

[naked-daytrader]

Originally Posted by ceo012384

This thread delivers!





And by the way, there is no argument. Every girl who rides horses is completely fucking insane. Not the good kind of insane either. And usually pretty good in bed. You will usually find out the first part after you find out the last part.... which is the problem.

I could make the argument that most women are completley insane without the horse .......

[Crash Dummy Denno]

does this bitch own ketchup?

[DBConz]

speaking of, you need to catch up on some street miles on the R6. dont be

[Degsy]

Originally Posted by DBConz

speaking of, you need to catch up on some street miles on the R6. dont be

WTF? You made the ketchup - catchup joke? Internationally regarded as the lamest joke ever told.

I'm fucking hovering over the ban button here, hovering I tell ya.

[Degsy]

Oh, and yeah, horses are scary, they have weird eyes and they look at you funny. They scare the crap outta me.

They have huge bodies and tiny legs too, like a big old school bus on walmart shopping cart wheels. What's up with that?

[trickphoto]

Originally Posted by Degsy

Oh, and yeah, horses are scary, they have weird eyes and they look at you funny. They scare the crap outta me.

They have huge bodies and tiny legs too, like a big old school bus on walmart shopping cart wheels. What's up with that?

I was all like "this thread is the worst" until this post... now I'm all about it. FUCK HORSES (sorry Melissa. They're evil. Yours will eventually turn on you. Happens every time... like ninja robots.)

[bfriend]

Originally Posted by hammadown

Ill just say there are certain things you dont joke about when you barely know someone. Thats all.


Back on topic, as requested by chuck:

1 Whats your cup size?
2 What is the age at which you lost your virginity?
3 Where did it occur?
4 Whats the total num partners youve been with?
5 PGGA?
6 Most partners at one time? Whats the break down?
7 Fantasy?
8 Skoal, Big Gulp, wagner power painter?
9 Missionary, Doggy, or sit and spin?
11 Blooming Flower, Ziplock Bag, or Busted Ravioli
12 Any Tattoos?
13 Piercings?
14 Ever Videotape yourself
15 Splunking?

And I know Im missing one...someone help me here.

Dr. Bombay, Hitler or Link from Mod Squad?

[DBConz]

Originally Posted by Degsy

WTF? You made the ketchup - catchup joke? Internationally regarded as the lamest joke ever told.

I'm fucking hovering over the ban button here, hovering I tell ya.

Haha, my bad D

[Brian675]

Originally Posted by Pittenger5

Bah, if you cant be first whats the point
Does anyone care who was the second guy to climb mt everest?
Or does anyone care who was the second guy to walk on the moon
Or does anyone care who was the second guy to look at a cows udder and say, hey I think Ill drink what comes out of there.

My point exactly.

Second is just the first to lose.

Edit: Jesus you guys can't take a fucking joke can you? Daytrader is just a joker, probably a nice guy in person.

[newgixxerchic]

Originally Posted by reiobard

Sorry kiddo, you are the 2nd NESR Couple, MZdagrl and I are before you guys...

o really? did you guys meet on nesr too? that's cool. I thought keith and I were the only ones weird enough to meet on an online message board.

[reiobard]

Originally Posted by newgixxerchic

o really? did you guys meet on nesr too? that's cool. I thought keith and I were the only ones weird enough to meet on an online message board.

oh ok, you meant met on NESR... I thought you guys knew each other before... you win then...



Good luck Denno!

[OreoGitorio]

Kham was one of the first NESR members I met in person & that was about 4 years ago this month, actually. I wouldn't really call us a "couple"... but he may have a different opinion on the subject.

[naked-daytrader]

That's a wonderful story Pete........You too Alicia.....I swear this thread delivers.............It's got everything but the kitchen sink in it. I laughed, I cried, I was upset........I was happy, so many emotions.



NESR...BRINGING PEOPLE TOGETHER