[Brian675]

George Carlin died at age 71 on Sunday.

Entertainment - Edgy comic George Carlin dies in L.A., aged 71

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[DucDave]

Had Diogenes shined his lantern upon George Carlin he could have ended his search for an honest man...

[idratherberidin]

I had tickets to see him July 27th at the Northshore Music Theater. RIP

[MattyC]

I thought he was great in Scary Movie 3. ha ha ha.

[Rick Lee]

Truly bummed about this one RIP.
Life Reflections by George Carlin

1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
5. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
6. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.
10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
11. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
12. They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
13. Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
14. A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."
15. Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

[Doc]

I remember sneaking when my Mom wasn't home and listening to my Moms LP's of George when I was like 10.

What an education! Thanks George! RIP.

[{PMS}fishy]

Now I'm really sad I never got to see him live.

On the upside there will probably be some memorial & best of material.

[daviid]

Originally Posted by {PMS}fishy

Now I'm really sad I never got to see him live.

On the upside there will probably be some memorial & best of material.

me too

[evile]

R.I.P George, thanks for the laughs. Glad I finally got to see ya last summer at the Casino.

[97BladeRider]

All I can say is:

shit
piss
cunt
fuck
cock-sucker
mother-fucker
tits

(for those who don't recognize this, it's the original 7 dirty words from George's list)

R.I.P.

[GixerJockey]

A sad loss... RIP

[hammadown]

One of the few people to open their mouth and usually make sense. Also my first inspriation to be a dirty old man one day! RIP

[Jaynnus]

One of the all time greatest....

RIP

[Dianne]

Originally Posted by hammadown

One of the few people to open their mouth and usually make sense. RIP

+1 RIP