[need4speed]

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
about seeing UFOs like they use to.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

You read about all these Terrorists--most of them came here legally, but
they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years.
Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and
those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of
immigration.

There's one more.....

The famous Olympic skier Picabo (pronounced Peek-a-Boo) Street is not just
an athlete, she is a nurse. She currently works at the Intensive Care Unit
of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the
telephone, however, as it simply caused too much confusion when she would
answer the phone and say, "Picabo, ICU ..."

[Kham]

my shallow thoughts.

< Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
about seeing UFOs like they use to.

maybe they don't come around as often as was before.

< All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.

if im as powerful as weather i wouldn't care either.

< Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

this one

< You read about all these Terrorists--most of them came here legally, but
they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years.
Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and
those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of
immigration.

maybe if you move around often Blockbuster maybe as good as INS. btw - im an immigrant as well, but legal.

There's one more.....

there's more? where?