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Old 07-14-08, 07:37 PM
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I just scratched my butt...


...and smelled my finger.


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Old 07-14-08, 07:37 PM
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Old 07-14-08, 07:42 PM
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Old 07-14-08, 07:45 PM
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If useless threads annoy you, why the FUCK are you making more of them?

Seriously, people, KNOCK IT OFF. If I were an admin I'd be on a damn banning spree right now.
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Old 07-14-08, 07:49 PM
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Re: I just scratched my butt...





Hey Paul do you have a torque wrench I could borrow? I'm getting my chain and sprockets on Thursday and my tires on sat and need to put my wreck of a bike back together this weekend.
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Old 07-14-08, 07:53 PM
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If useless threads annoy you, why the FUCK are you making more of them?

Seriously, people, KNOCK IT OFF. If I were an admin I'd be on a damn banning spree right now.
But this is so beautifully passive-aggressive. Make fun of someone without directly making fun of them so there's still a possibility that the leg humping will turn into real humping. Ah well, this too shall pass.
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Old 07-14-08, 07:54 PM
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That poo stabber just cut me off!
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Old 07-14-08, 07:58 PM
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If useless threads annoy you, why the FUCK are you making more of them?

Seriously, people, KNOCK IT OFF. If I were an admin I'd be on a damn banning spree right now.


This has to be 100 times worse than bumping old threads that are actually great reads.
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Old 07-14-08, 08:02 PM
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I don't care as long as I get my torque wrench
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Old 07-14-08, 08:31 PM
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If useless threads annoy you, why the FUCK are you making more of them?

Hey now, I never said...

...and besides, this is only my 3rd useless thread evar...


G21forme- Call me tomorrow if you get a chance.
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Old 07-14-08, 08:41 PM
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...and besides, this is only my 3rd useless thread evar...
Give it time.

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Old 07-14-08, 08:43 PM
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Re: I just scratched my butt...


to keep this thread on topic...


He who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with smelly finger.
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Old 07-14-08, 08:44 PM
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crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Old 07-14-08, 08:46 PM
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crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Oooooo... there should be a proverbs thread.
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Old 07-14-08, 08:48 PM
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to keep this thread on topic...


He who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with smelly finger.
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Oooooo... there should be a proverbs thread.
now we gone done it, Pete.
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Give it time.
I typically try to limit these types of threads buuuuuuuuut in light of certain circumstances currently occuring....





And if proverbs are where we're going then:

He who wants hot nurse must be patient.
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Old 07-14-08, 10:03 PM
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I typically try to limit these types of threads buuuuuuuuut in light of certain circumstances currently occuring....





And if proverbs are where we're going then:

He who wants hot nurse must be patient.
could be old fat nurse.
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Old 07-14-08, 10:07 PM
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"We gotta get you a proverb book or something... this mix and match shit's got to go"
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Old 07-14-08, 10:08 PM
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could be old fat nurse.
Could be old fat nurse
Sounds like haiku time to me
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Old 07-14-08, 10:10 PM
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"We gotta get you a proverb book or something... this mix and match shit's got to go"
Greatest. Movie. Ever.
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Old 07-14-08, 10:17 PM
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I suck at haiku
It makes zero sense to me
Fuck this fuckin' shit
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Old 07-15-08, 01:05 AM
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I suck at haiku
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Fuck this fuckin' shit
You forgot to tell everyone to go fuck themselves.
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Old 07-15-08, 01:11 AM
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Dianne, what the fuck
Why don't you tell them yourself
"Go fuck yourselves", see?
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Old 07-15-08, 01:14 AM
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Dianne, what the fuck
Why don't you tell them yourself
"Go fuck yourselves", see?
GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!



That better?
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Old 07-15-08, 01:19 AM
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You didn't Haiku...
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