[-jro-]

bwahaha, pure comedy. This girl rants on for a couple of pages that Harley Davidson turned her father and brother into nearly homeless alcoholics and her mom a carpet muncher. I really hope it was a true story too, it would make it that much funnier lol. And you all will absolutely love the ending...

Harley Davidson: American Machines that Destroy American Families

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Originally Posted by -jro-

bwahaha, pure comedy. This girl rants on for a couple of pages that Harley Davidson turned her father and brother into nearly homeless alcoholics and her mom a carpet muncher. I really hope it was a true story too, it would make it that much funnier lol. And you all will absolutely love the ending...

Harley Davidson: American Machines that Destroy American Families

copy and paste? cant view that page from work

[-jro-]

oh it goes on for pages.....I'll paste some of the highlights lol

[-jro-]

"Such an astounding machine with coveted technology has the power to change lives and give its owners a sense of freedom. The open road can be very appealing, but that can be both good and bad. I'm going to tell you how Harley Davidson opened a road for my family...and that road led straight to Hell."

[-jro-]

"It was obnoxiously loud and my cowboy father had no business being on the damn thing, but man was it pretty. We took turns touching the shiny metal and feeling the leather seats. None of us dared ride with him. He didn't know what he was doing or how to operate it." - lol, that's just rich.

[1/2pint]

they never say what went down with the brother

[-jro-]

"She started out with a Sportster (bad for beginners) and bought a trike-kit to put on it. She wanted to be sure that she wouldn't fall over. We called them motorcycle training wheels." - priceless!!! because we all know how much more stable a trike is....its not like they ever FLIP or anything.....lol

[Jaynnus]

retarded

[-jro-]

Originally Posted by 1/2pint

they never say what went down with the brother

there's an entire section called "Brother gets a Harley"

[-jro-]

"With the motorcycle comes the lifestyle, and with the lifestyle come the trouble. It is so stereotypical, but bikers tend to get in trouble a lot. For my family, it started out with the occasional speeding ticket. Then came the verbal skirmishes and fist fights at the biker bars. I didn't think much about my brother fighting, but when I heard that my Dad punched a guy in the bar, I was shocked."

[KillBill]

With the motorcycle comes the lifestyle, and with the lifestyle come the trouble. It is so stereotypical, but bikers tend to get in trouble a lot. For my family, it started out with the occasional speeding ticket. Then came the verbal skirmishes and fist fights at the biker bars. I didn't think much about my brother fighting, but when I heard that my Dad punched a guy in the bar, I was shocked. That's just not like him! Our alcohol consumption increased ten-fold and it seemed like we were always partying. That was hard because I was the only one that would stay sober to drive my car. When my Mom, Dad, and brother would go out and drink, I'd try to get them to ride home with me in my car, but they would never agree to it because they didn't want to leave their bikes. It was infuriating, but I didn't feel like there was anything I could do. I was always afraid of the stereotypical biker rage they had adopted, so they did whatever they tought they wanted. So, I'd follow them home as they swerved their motorcycles down the road, praying the whole time that everyone would make it home safely.

[-jro-]

"My Mom stumbled upon a forum for these female Harley riders that belonged to a motorcycle club called "The Amazons". At first it sounded like fun because she was getting involved in a group and making lots of friends. In a matter of months, she was initiated into the club and started to travel all over the country to meet with fellow Amazons. I would make fun of her saying, "Those women are all dykes!" and for the most part I was right."

[-jro-]

killbill- hahah you got a kick out of that one too?? effing unbelievable. Do you think this chick is for serious or what?

[-jro-]

"I was so incredibly pissed to learn that my family was tearing apart and I blamed it all on those damn Harley Davidson motorcycles. Yeah, my parents had issues in their relationship, who doesn't? But it was the biker mentality that contributed to the pain, neglect, damage, alcoholism, and disrespect my relatives endured"

[-jro-]

"Whatever. I tried desperately to get through the rest of the visit without throwing a major tantrum. I couldn't believe that my Mom left my Dad to be with a bull dyke. I'd always thought of her as having such a strong personality, but I watched all weekend as she let a carpet-muncher boss her around and tell her what to do, where to go, and what to eat.

My Mom tried to get me to find a job in Arizona, and although it would be a good career move for a mortician, I have no desire to be an audience for my mother's disgrace"

[KillBill]

Originally Posted by -jro-

killbill- hahah you got a kick out of that one too?? effing unbelievable. Do you think this chick is for serious or what?

Yeah, who are these people and what hole do they come from????

[-jro-]

ok ok, last one: "I'll admit that I wrote this article to vent. I know that the relationships in my family had their problems, but I blame the whole motorcycle thing for sparking the fire and fanning the flames. Even though they all still own their Harleys, my poverty stricken Dad and brother are on the verge of homelessness and my carpet-munching mother abandoned us all, caring only for herself. The funny thing is..... she has completely lost touch with herself! She doesn't even know who she is anymore. If she really was a lesbian, she wouldn't be afraid to declare it.

You see, my Dad bought a Harley to cure his mid-life crisis identity issues. My mother, on the other hand, became afflicted with a loss of identity after buying a hog. Explain that one....

Anyway, I still like to ride motorcycles. But as for me, I'm gonna buy a crotch rocket!"

[KillBill]

I wonder if they live in a mobile home park?

[-jro-]

lol it has to be a joke, especially the ending " I'm buying a crotch rocket!!" bwhahaha

anyway.....I thought it was a good laugh

[spydah]

At least she rides a sensbile bike now

[DucDave]

She's a mortician....dija get her name??

By emmabalmer

[-jro-]

Originally Posted by DucDave

She's a mortician....dija get her name??

lol good catch. Think she's a fraud then?? still hilarious...she insists in the commentary section she's for real but I say

[DucDave]

Originally Posted by -jro-

lol good catch. Think she's a fraud then?? still hilarious...she insists in the commentary section she's for real but I say

No...I think this could easily be for real! If not, she should be writting fiction for a living...!

[beet]

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