[need4speed]

I NOT COME WORK TODAY!!!!

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey,
boss I not come worktoday,I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache
and my legs hurt. I not come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow,
I really need you today.When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell
her to give me sex. That Makes everything better and I can go to work.
You should try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I
do what you say And I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice wife and nice house."

[twrayinma]

hahahhahaa.