[Degsy]

Very wise!



This worked for me and I think it may work for you.

I have found Inner Peace.

Recently I read an article that stated: The best way to achieve inner peace is to Finish Things You Have Started. So today I finished two large bags of potato chips, the last half of a lemon cream pie, a nearly full bottle of Jose Cuervo, a small box of Godiva Chocolates and I slapped the living shit out of someone I have never liked. I feel better than I have felt for a long time.

Please pass this along to a friend who is in need of Inner Peace.

[legalspeed]

Slap the living shit outa somone I dislike...

sounds like a riot!!!

That's on my todo list.

It's gonna be a while for me, 'cause my shitlist starts with a Sister Collette when I was in first grade...

She made me stand at the board and insisted that 4+2 did NOT equal 6. I even drew the little sticks to prove it, but she simply ignored it. So, as she continued teaching class, I'd spontaneously yell out, "FOUR PLUS TWO EQUALS SIX", much to her annoyance...

She eventaully got transferred out of that school due to "issues" they were having with her....

And if she happens to be dead by now, I'll just kick over her tombstone....

[Stoneman]

This one time, at band camp....

[stoinkythepig]

The key to inner peace is to lower your expectations to the point where they have already been met. Embrace mediocrity by learning to enjoy doing things poorly.

My riding has never been better.