One United States Marine

A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune.

"One United States Marine is better than ten Iraqi's!!"

The Iraqi commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune, where upon a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then
silence.

The voice then calls out "One United States Marine is better than one hundred Iraqi's!!"

Furious, the iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge firefight commences. After 10 minutes of battle,
again silence.

The American voice calls out again "One United States Marine is better than one thousand Iraqi's!!"

The enraged Iraqi Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets and machine guns ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.

Eventually one wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men. It's a trap. There's two of them!"

That was/is friggin' AWESOME!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!




Oh yeah, you forgot the last part of it, "And they have some guy with them who calls himself Mystery Squid"

[bemused]

Originally posted by Mystery Squid
Oh yeah, you forgot the last part of it, "And they have some guy with them who calls himself Mystery Squid"

"but he's been duct-taped to the hood of a Humvee, and shouldn't be getting in their way any more"

Originally posted by bemused
"but he's been duct-taped to the hood of a Humvee, and shouldn't be getting in their way any more"

[CQ7String]

Originally posted by CQ7String

NICE!!!