[LoveCat96]

....and I had stuffed ravioli for lunch and now my tummy is making LOUD weird noises...




I'm bored...

[elaineo]

dude it's like freaking 70 degrees outside, put your battery back in your bike and go for a RIDE!!

Originally posted by LoveCat96
....and I had stuffed ravioli for lunch and now my tummy is making LOUD weird noises...




I'm bored...

I know the perfect topic that would get things going.....

But I won't 'cause either someone will get banned, or that section of the board will be removed...

[Kham]

Originally posted by elaineo
dude it's like freaking 70 degrees outside, put your battery back in your bike and go for a RIDE!!

which dude?

[Kham]

Originally posted by LoveCat96
....and I had stuffed ravioli for lunch and now my tummy is making LOUD weird noises...




I'm bored...

that's it you're bann! you're making weird noises.

[legalspeed]

Originally posted by elaineo
dude it's like freaking 70 degrees outside, put your battery back in your bike and go for a RIDE!!

True dat.

[LoveCat96]

hehe oh oh...last time I checked, I still had a pussy down there...me no dude. I'm a dudette!!!

Why is it that people *COUGH* STONEMAN* COUGH** elaineo* are calling me dude? Do I lack of any feminine attributes?

[LoveCat96]

oh and aye....my battery still on the counter top, because Man God's too lazy to tell where the heck is the battery charger...

let's get drunk. It will pass time...

(j/k)

[Honclfibr]

dude we call everybody dude, chill dude, it's cool dude, wtf dude

They pay me for this?

[LoveCat96]

You make me think about that turtle in finding nemo....

Totally DUDEEEEEE

Originally posted by Honclfibr
dude we call everybody dude, chill dude, it's cool dude, wtf dude

They pay me for this?

dude, stfu.

Originally posted by LoveCat96
You make me think about that turtle in finding nemo....DUDEEEEEE

And you remind me of Golem....

Precious...




Damn I love being an asshole!

[LoveCat96]

Hey, does anyone ever heard that short sound wave where you can hear Elmo's song and the little kid start banging on the radio to stop the music and you can hear the little kid say "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

hahahaha!!!!! HILARIOUS

[LoveCat96]

Originally posted by Mystery Squid
And you remind me of Golem....

Precious...




Damn I love being an asshole!

WTF?? You think I look like Golum??? You ass...and you look like....you look like....wait. I'll have to think about it and I'll get back at you on that.

[court1129]

what a strange thread

I like it. very boring day.

[LoveCat96]

Here's Mystery Squid BEFORE he had cosmetic surgery!

Originally posted by LoveCat96
last time I checked, I still had a pussy down there...

Fuckin aye dude!! quote of the century right there!!

Better check to make sure.. lord knows Penis' can pop up anywhere there was a pussy..

[LoveCat96]

bwhahahahha!!!!!

[LoveCat96]

Originally posted by court1129
what a strange thread

I like it. very boring day.

Hey, post something strange also, to keep us entertained!

Originally posted by LoveCat96
Here's Mystery Squid BEFORE he had cosmetic surgery!

Don't make me pull out that pic. of you and Stephan taken long ago at a party in a drunken haze...

Originally posted by RSVMILLE661
lord knows Penis' can pop up anywhere there was a pussy..

or vice-versa, just ask bemused...

[TheIglu]

YOU WANT BORED!? I'LL GIVE YOU BORED.

Locked in a condo on Rhode Island Ave in Washington DC ALL GOD DAMN DAY and you can't leave and come back since your dumbass sister "forgot" to leave her keys behind when she went to work for 12 hours today. Nevermind the fact that it's nearly 70 degrees out, I have a lonely bike 300 miles north of here and NOTHING TO DO.

So i found the spare key to her Acura Integra and took it for a 100 miles beat run. I was locked out, but who the hell cares. Ended up waiting 1/4 mile from the Capital building for her roomie to come home and let me in.

Did I mention I got a free bike? 1990 Kawasaki Ninja 600R. Needs some TLC, but it'll make it a good beater! All for doing a tuneup on a Toyota 4-Runner....this makes 4 bikes. I think I'm catchin up to R7!


Has anyone else ever been down here? The women are AMAZING. I mean, there has GOT to be a catch to all these absolutly gorgeos women everywhere(other than the fact that I couldn't land any of them). I have heard 7:1 female to male ratio in DC for ages 20-30. They are all SMOKIN. Sugar mama's too, i was followed by a chick drivin a new BMW 315TI today, and I'd give up BOTH kidney's just to have a shot at a girl like that. We went out to a local fancy-pants bar(they all are) on Saturday night and I was floored by the sheer numbers of women. Where you would normally see 1 or 2 women that are that hot up north in a bar, they were the majority. I'm still in awe. Someone please convince me that New England is better.

GOD DAMN I'M BORED!

I'll be headin out tomorrow night to come home. Have been here since Saturday morning. Got flown down to change a thermostat and radiator in that Acura, and I should left Saturday night. Got that thing finished in two hours flat. For some damn reason my sister booked my return flight for Wednesday night near midnight. The first really nice weekend and I can't ride.

as you can probably tell by the length of this message, i'm REALLY BORED

[LoveCat96]

Originally posted by Mystery Squid
Don't make me pull out that pic. of you and Stephan taken long ago at a party in a drunken haze...

Originally posted by Mystery Squid
Don't make me pull out that pic. of you and Stephan taken long ago at a party in a drunken haze...

Dust it off and post up!

[LoveCat96]

I'm sure he will have more respect than that for me...won't you, MS? I knew it....you like me, you cannot do this to me.