[Nikon]

Originally posted by OreoGaborio

that gets my vote for Post of the Year

that's some funny shit.....



Heath:

[RSVMILLE661]

Originally posted by SVRACER01
Actually upon further reveiew of the Boston College book of medicine it states..... "......contracting Ghonasyphlaherplaids (AKA: Vagitosis) is quite easy and common(usually in males). Early signs of this are commonly referred to as "The Bailer" (see: old McDonalds commercial) but quickly generates into something far worse like whining, crying and basically bitching about everything possible. These syptoms usually start with phrases that begin with " Dude, i dont feel well..." or "Dude, I gotta go home and......" and especially " The doctor said...." or more commnly " Man, I musta eaten some bad....". If you reconize these syptoms your friend may have a case of Vagitosis and is dire need of a Man-Pon followed by a Man-Pax panty liner for the seat of his car/motorcycle etc. so he does not leak fluids out of his Mangina and stain fabrics. This disease is possible to contract from others who are infected if you do not keep a secure grasp of your manhood and "suck it up" when you need to. Another preventative measure is to eat plenty of RED MEAT, any form is acceptable (raw-charred, how ever you like it)..."

It goes on but i think we all understand the gist of it right?
Im sure alot of you who know Heath read those syptoms and are now saying "it was so obvious..why didnt i see it before..I couldve helped"
dont be so hard on yourself, the book of medicine doesnt list a cure so all we can do is be supportive when those "times of the month" roll around.

I am crying over here.. POTY by far!

I talked to Heath last night.. he is kinda sick still, and sounded very tired.

[legalspeed]

Originally posted by RSVMILLE661
I am crying over here.. POTY by far!

I talked to Heath last night.. he is kinda sick still, and sounded very tired.

" I can barely make it to the (cell) phone.... Dude, they have me on everything...

I'll stop by after WORK to PARTY a little with ya tonight..."

[Nikon]

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[legalspeed]

I predict a miraculous recovery!!

although no person has ever survived the dred Ghononumoniasyphilitis.

[SVRACER01]

has heath even seen this??

[SVRACER01]

did i miss bump friday?

[OreoGitorio]

Oh man, i forgot about this thread... fukking CLASSIC!

[Cowboyrider]

but its only wednesday!

[dhuze]

Originally Posted by Cowboyrider

but its only wednesday!

Yes, but we are still wondering if Heath has been cured yet.

[legalspeed]

There is no cure, he'll always be a carrier.

[OreoGitorio]

Poor Jody.... It isn't sexually transmitted, is it?

[trackdog]

I dont need to research this shit...I bet you get this from riding fukin motards.

Don't worry gixxer, should this have any debilitating effect on your health, there is always a future for you in sidecars.

Get well soon dude

[SVRACER01]

fuckin gary.....shows up out of the blue and doest realize that the thread is 2 years old

[trackdog]

Originally Posted by SVRACER01

fuckin gary.....shows up out of the blue and doest realize that the thread is 2 years old

I only visit this site now after I have had a few beers...helps my ability to tolerate certain things here.........

BTW...did he ever get better?

[mzdagrl]

Happy bump friday. This shit is funny!!!!

[SVRACER01]

no...hes still a vag

[trackdog]

Originally Posted by SVRACER01

no...hes still a vag

So he bleeds uncontrolabley once a month.....

[SVRACER01]

Originally Posted by trackdog

So he bleeds uncontrolabley once a month.....

you are so random. no one hears from you in like 8 years and this is what you post