it's an SV. if your throttle cable isn't an inch longer by the end of the race, you're doing it wrong.
SV's don't have throttles, they have on-off switches.
"Pussies can't be heros"
"Using an octane higher than the one it doesn't knock at is like trying to piss up a rope"
I'll be here all week folks, tell a friend and don't forget to tip your waitress!
Pete, tell the Triumph test ride story
Oh & the rental car story.
No, not that one, the other one.... no, the one with the cop.... no, the other one.... no, the other one....
Aw fuckit, just tell all of em, we've got all winter
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hahaha....the physics laws are great. I hadn't read that one before.
I'm personally a fan of his advice for riding a motard fast at Loudon.
"Chirp it twice and whack the fuckin throttle open! If it chirps three times you're going down"
oh wait....get him to describe what your first lap at Daytona will be if you've never ridden there. Have to do it in person though...its funnier that way
"So, Peter, what does it cost to go racing, roughly?"
"Roughly?, open your wallet and start shovelling"
"If you have to ask how much you can't afford it"
Q: "Pete, what does the zip-tie on the forks tell you?"
A: "It's telling me you need to man up and start using the fucking brakes".
me: why is my tire wearing like this?
pk: cause your being a pussy and not getting on the gas until you are picking the bike up. look at this, you have an inch of new tire on the edges.
It's so nice to be loved, I'm getting that warm fuzzy feeling. Never mind, my nephew just peed on my lap.
How does it go Pete...
....and a lousy tipper.
Keep em coming until someone passes out then ..
I dare you to bet that Pete can not do something.. Go ahead I dare you.
"Anytime I see a motorcycle hanging from the ceiling with a chain and a come-along, I know I have two choices: I can either come fix it before you fuck it up or wait for you to fuck it up and spend even longer fixing it."
If you can't afford to do it right the first time how you are going to afford to do it right the second time.
Aaw, kinda makes me miss getting kicked outta restaurants and shit.
"The only way to leave racing with a small fortune, is to start with a large fortune"
Might not be a PK original, but it's where I heard it first.