[hammadown]

Originally Posted by hessogood

One way to look at it...yet let me elaborate using your analogy.

When you're a highly skilled driver, you're not paying for the car you're racing. Not only that if it gets dirty, or a fender starts sagging, somehow it gets itself all fixed up for the next time you need to perform in it.

'perform in it', man that sounds dirty. I like it!

Whats the last race bike/car you've seen chromed out though? lol But I get your point, and I like where you're going!

[hammadown]

Originally Posted by l3uddha

yea I seceretly want a high maintenance bitch to yell at me, boss me around, make retarded conversation, and look daaaamn good while doing it.

Me to, but its no secret lol

[Billy]

Sorry Dennis. I'm a little short fused this week at work. We're getting audited for Sarbanes and Oxley compliance.

For the people who don't know what that is, it's a ROYAL PAIN THE FLIPPIN ASS!!!
Sarbanes-Oxley Act - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[KillBill]

Originally Posted by BadBoyBilly

Sorry Dennis. I'm a little short fused this week at work. We're getting audited for Sarbanes and Oxley compliance.

For the people who don't know what that is, it's a ROYAL PAIN THE FLIPPIN ASS!!!
Sarbanes-Oxley Act - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Dude - I'm sorry

That is VERY time consuming

[Crash Dummy Denno]

Originally Posted by BadBoyBilly

Sorry Dennis. I'm a little short fused this week at work. We're getting audited for Sarbanes and Oxley compliance.

For the people who don't know what that is, it's a ROYAL PAIN THE FLIPPIN ASS!!!
Sarbanes-Oxley Act - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

its ok you're still in my 5


my five BTW:

Terry
Mark
Derek
Billy (badboy one)
Andrea

[97BladeRider]

Originally Posted by BadBoyBilly

Sorry Dennis. I'm a little short fused this week at work. We're getting audited for Sarbanes and Oxley compliance.

For the people who don't know what that is, it's a ROYAL PAIN THE FLIPPIN ASS!!!
Sarbanes-Oxley Act - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

We have monthly internal SO audits and annual audits by PWC.

yes, they're a pain in the ass!

[Billy]

Yea at the end of every quarter we do a checkup, then at the end of the year the offical SOX aduit happens.

I'm waiting for these external auditors to make me turn to the left and cough.

[slaps76]

Originally Posted by l3uddha

yea I seceretly want a high maintenance bitch to yell at me, boss me around, make retarded conversation, and look daaaamn good while doing it.

Wait...how the hell do you know my girlfriend???

[Billy]

Originally Posted by Smooth R6

its ok you're still in my 5


my five BTW:

Terry
Mark
Derek
Billy (badboy one)
Andrea

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!! I love man even though your

[Billy]

My top Five:

Punjistick
Sxlover
KillBill
Smooth R6
NewGixxerDROPPER

Oh and I like long walks on the beach Smooth R6

[Jaynnus]

Originally Posted by BadBoyBilly

Sorry Dennis. I'm a little short fused this week at work. We're getting audited for Sarbanes and Oxley compliance.

For the people who don't know what that is, it's a ROYAL PAIN THE FLIPPIN ASS!!!
Sarbanes-Oxley Act - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Aughhh...mine is coming up

[Billy]

Originally Posted by Jaynnus

Aughhh...mine is coming up

Good luck!

[KillBill]

Originally Posted by BadBoyBilly

My top Five:

Punjistick
Sxlover
KillBill
Smooth R6
NewGixxerDROPPER

Oh and I like long walks on the beach Smooth R6

You're on my top five too

Where has Alex been anyway

[Billy]

Originally Posted by KillBill

You're on my top five too

Where has Alex been anyway

Alex has a full time job now so he's been MIA all summer. It saddens me because I used to go riding with him every single weekend. We were TIGHT YO! So now I'm cheating on him with that Smooth R6

[Crash Dummy Denno]

SOB

Originally Posted by BadBoyBilly

Alex has a full time job now so he's been MIA all summer. It saddens me because I used to go riding with him every single weekend. We were TIGHT YO! So now I'm cheating on him with that Smooth R6

[ChrisNoF4i]

Originally Posted by BadBoyBilly

I'm waiting for these external auditors to make me turn to the left and cough.

Auditors suck! Wait... what?



Are you an auditor or prostitute?

Notice the similarities...

1. You work very odd hours.
2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.
3. You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money.
4. You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.
5. You charge by the hour but your time can be extended.
6. You are not proud of what you do.
7. Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.
8. It's difficult to have a family.
9. You have no job satisfaction.
10. If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client.
11. You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.
12. People ask you, "What do you do?" and you can't explain it.
13. Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate..
14. Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money.
15. Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or Jaguars.
16. Your pimp encourages drinking and you become addicted to drugs to ease the pain of it all.
17. You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the client is foolish enough to pay it's not your problem.
18. When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to Friday PM).
19. You are rated on your "performance" in an excruciating ordeal.
20. Even though you get paid the big bucks, it's the client who walks away smiling.
21. The client always thinks your "cut" of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.
22. When you deduct your "take" from your billing rate, you constantly wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp.

[OreoGitorio]

Dennis, i don't defend Jane, she doesn't need it. i just give her cover

[Crash Dummy Denno]

Originally Posted by OreoGitorio

Dennis, i don't defend Jane, she doesn't need it. i just give her cover

quit bumping old threads... jeesh

[Manny]

welcome?

[naked-daytrader]

What's up noob?

[sxlova07]

[Crash Dummy Denno]

Originally Posted by sxlova07

puahahahahaaha

[rmbbikes]

What happened to this gixxerspaceshot chick anyways?

KB

[OreoGitorio]

Now that she's fixed the head tilt issue she's looking for her keyboard on the wall.

[naked-daytrader]

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