New guy from Beantown

[clutch]

Hello everyone,

I’m one of the new guys here.

But I’m a more like a fucking bike idiot. To many years at it, with no end insight qualifies me for the title.

And probably I’ve called it.

I’ve poked in and out of this local forum from time to time and read the post that you guys put up here.

You guys give and take some good jabs between each other. You also give pretty good advice and support to each other as well.

Not too much I can say about me,
Wake up
Think about bikes
Go to work
Think about bikes
Leave work
Think about bikes
Do other stuff, while thinking about bikes
Sleep
Dream about bikes

I can’t wait; soon I’ll be able to add thinking about bikes, while riding a bike.

Well, I hope that in the future I can provide some useful information or advice here in this forum.

But don’t hold me responsible.

See ya around

[butcher bergs]

Welcome to the ROFL bus.

[KillBill]

Wirelessly posted (** BB 8830**: BlackBerry8830/4.5.0.101 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/105)

Whassssup

[Pigman]

HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO

[DuncanMoto]

Now you've done it. You've logged in to a forum that is about bikes.
Now you can think about bikes while typing in a forum. Do you race? do track days? What do you ride / own?

[nt650hawk]

Hello Bostonite

[MissTwisties]

Welcome to NESR.

[OreoGaborio]

Only tourists call it Beantown!!!

Consider that your first "jab" Most of what we say is in jest, but sometimes it gets outta hand... we're tryin to reel that in though & so far it seems to be workin

Welcome to the forum.

[clutch]

Thanks for the hello’s and how too do’s.

As you can see from the attached pic of me on my bad motor scooter, it shows the type of rider I am.

Bad ass.

And the number on my lid says it all.

As for track riding?

Yep, well at least I hope to.

The picture is that of me practicing. And my old lady on the backend is coaching me.

I almost ready for the track, just waiting on a few parts from Vespa and I’ll be good to go!

Right now I can turn out 1.6 miles in 308.25 seconds.

And I’m hoping that without my coach, I’ll be able to shave that time down a bit.

As for the jab about being a tour-esat, good jab!

The closet thing to me being one here in Beantown is the way I drive. Like an asshole.

Will that’s my rant for now.

And thanks again for the greetings.

[Pigman]

Ummmmmmmmmmmm Yea nice Vespa....

[KillBill]

Does your wife work at Taco Bell?

[OreoGaborio]

hahahaha, this guy's funny.

Bad taste in women though

[KillBill]

Just an I wouldn't post up pictures of your wife in the gallery here

[clutch]

My wife!!!!

Hell no!!!!!!!

This cowboy is not about to get corralled in yet. No sir ree bob.
Not with all of those pretty phillies running around out there.

Correction, that’s my girlfriend’s best friend riding two with me on my whip,. I must confess myself. I do get her confused from time to time with my O’ lady. (But she don’t mine, if ya know what I mean.)

I’ve attached a photo of the two of them to clear things up for you. (And to show off a bit)

My girlfriend, she’s the small one.
The picture kinda hot, so don’t go pleasuring yourself with thoughts of them in your head. Respect it and simply enjoy the beauty of them.

I know I’m new here, and you guys have your jabs at each other. Some can be pretty pretty harsh. So I guess I kinda step in it when I joined this forum.

That’s my next point here.

That crack about “does she work at Taco Bell” Ouch!!!!

You guys don’t hold back! Do ya!

Well you would never catch me with no Taco Bell trash ho.
No f- -king way dude.

My gal, she’s all KFC.

That’s right suckers.

She works at a real gourmet food establishment. Offering up some of the finest cuisine you can get.

Delicacies like chicken prepared in such a way,…. it’s kept top secret.

My baby, she gives me my chicken for free (if ya know what’s I’m talkin’ bout)

Well that it for now.

[JohnnyV]

We should have a "I think I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit" smiley... just sayin'

[DuncanMoto]

[KillBill]

My wife!!!!

Hell no!!!!!!!

This cowboy is not about to get corralled in yet. No sir ree bob.
Not with all of those pretty phillies running around out there.

Correction, that’s my girlfriend’s best friend riding two with me on my whip,. I must confess myself. I do get her confused from time to time with my O’ lady. (But she don’t mine, if ya know what I mean.)

I’ve attached a photo of the two of them to clear things up for you. (And to show off a bit)

My girlfriend, she’s the small one.
The picture kinda hot, so don’t go pleasuring yourself with thoughts of them in your head. Respect it and simply enjoy the beauty of them.

I know I’m new here, and you guys have your jabs at each other. Some can be pretty pretty harsh. So I guess I kinda step in it when I joined this forum.

That’s my next point here.

That crack about “does she work at Taco Bell” Ouch!!!!

You guys don’t hold back! Do ya!

Well you would never catch me with no Taco Bell trash ho.
No f- -king way dude.

My gal, she’s all KFC.

That’s right suckers.

She works at a real gourmet food establishment. Offering up some of the finest cuisine you can get.

Delicacies like chicken prepared in such a way,…. it’s kept top secret.

My baby, she gives me my chicken for free (if ya know what’s I’m talkin’ bout)

Well that it for now.

[OreoGaborio]

Wow clutch, you put WAY too much thought into that post

[burnham]

oh.....oh my god. best laugh I've had in a while.

[Pigman]

its a Sickness......

[-jro-]

lol another shit show thread YES!! welcome new guy

[clutch]

Wow clutch, you put WAY too much thought into that post

I’d say It’s more like way too much caffeine,

The “thought” I actually had to cut it short on the count of having to get.

Besides, I had to defend my girl’s honor. (Taco Bell bullshit, pissed me off)

And further more, I find that kinda funny coming from you… Mr. 20,000 (+) posts! Huh


"We should have a "I think I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit" smiley"

Oh, BTW, I know how you feel bro….
I get choked up too sometimes when I look at them in all their hotness.

[#1 masshole]

yeah umm welcome
can you hook me up with her sister? please? I need help with my wheelies.

[clutch]

yeah umm welcome
can you hook me up with her sister? please? I need help with my wheelies.

Sure thing #1.

She can help you out with the wheelies and some pretty cool shit.

This is my her showing off
Starts with a Superman,

Then into a Hart Attack,

Switches it up into a Tsunami,

And finishes with a Fender Grab.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjsqPD7yUn8

She bounces right back.

[teddy]

you are one very sick boy...and I'd like to know how you got your hands on pictures of me!!! I don't even know you!!!