Super newb in Super trouble

[gix6siege]

hey guys im a newby with a problem. i just bought gixerjockeys last bike. A 96 suzuki LS650 big single!! he swears it fast and did all the work himself. by his stature, this guy looks like he cant even handle a juice cup without a sippie top. Anyone have any useful history on this used car salesman? WORD NOEL

[imkindafkedup]

Since when is a 96 Suzuki LS650 a used car? Sounds like your the one in need of a sippie top and the added insurance of a bendy straw and bib.

[GixerJockey]

You filthy fucker! I was waiting for you to finish your intro thread so that I could give you a warm welcome and this is what I get?


Well played, my friend... Very well played...




Now get your ass feeling better and out of that hospital!!!

[GixerJockey]

Nice ninja edit Mike...

I saw it before you changed it Mr. Smart guy...

[gix6siege]

um....its not. its a lean mean big single corner carving machine lol i like this place already

[imkindafkedup]

and fuck you too... dry...

, Noel sold me a great bike at more then a fair price. I can't give him or CT power and sport enough praise for how they handle their customers.

Haha, well atleast I quoted you on your ninja edit.

[GixerJockey]

um....its not. its a lean mean big single corner carving machine lol i like this place already

Yup, I think you'll be just fine here...

[Wrynne]

man, I was so excited for a minute, I thought there might be someone more noobtastic than me

welcome anyway ~

[GixerJockey]

man, I was so excited for a minute, I thought there might be someone more noobtastic than me

welcome anyway ~

Nope... He's far from it... I'll let him tell is own story, but noobly he is not.

[CEO]

Sup siege, you rain-tires-on-chrome-wheeled-gixxer son of a bitch.

Hope you get feeling better soon, brother

[gix6siege]

Sup siege, you rain-tires-on-chrome-wheeled-gixxer son of a bitch.

Hope you get feeling better soon, brother

Well you know. . . . the mayans once predicted that one day chrome wheels, race rains, and an inexperienced track day rider would all come together. When all 3 met, the rain seized. Yup, im that fucking guy



thanks a lot man, i cant wait to get outta here

[MissTwisties]

Welcome!

[OreoGaborio]

Well you know. . . . the mayans once predicted that one day chrome wheels, race rains, and an inexperienced track day rider would all come together. When all 3 met, the rain seized. Yup, im that fucking guy



thanks a lot man, i cant wait to get outta here

those Mayans were smart peeps!

Unfortunately their civilization crumbled with the discovery of Ugs footwear. Welcome to the forum

[Crash Dummy Denno]

hey siege go fuck yourself and welcome, get ready for the hazing - me><terry
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[GixerJockey]

hey siege go fuck yourself and welcome, get ready for the hazing - me><terry
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[CEO]

Oh yeah Siege BTW, you're a douchefuck.

[GixerJockey]

You filthy fucker! I was waiting for you to finish your intro thread so that I could give you a warm welcome and this is what I get? !!!

Sup siege, you rain-tires-on-chrome-wheeled-gixxer son of a bitch.

hey siege go fuck yourself and welcome, get ready for the hazing - me><terry
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Oh yeah Siege BTW, you're a douchefuck.

Ahhhh... You can just feel the love...

[Degsy]

hey guys im a newby with a problem. i just bought gixerjockeys last bike. A 96 suzuki LS650 big single!! he swears it fast and did all the work himself. by his stature, this guy looks like he cant even handle a juice cup without a sippie top. Anyone have any useful history on this used car salesman? WORD NOEL

Join the long list of folks who have been screwed by Gixxerjockey. I pulled the fairings off my gixxer I bought from him and there's a honda 250 single motor in there, wedged in with bits of broom handle and bailing wire.

Welcome to the madness Siege, and get your ass outta haspital soon. If ya need anything (like body parts) just call. We can go harvest something for ya.

[gix6siege]

hey siege go fuck yourself and welcome, get ready for the hazing - me><terry
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thanks buddy!! i wouldnt expect anything less from a NO CUT frame slider pro installer. im working up plans for a disney themed bike. dont worry though, im calling you for help first.

[Crash Dummy Denno]

thanks buddy!! i wouldnt expect anything less from a NO CUT frame slider pro installer. im working up plans for a disney themed bike. dont worry though, im calling you for help first.

nice

feel better buddy or you will meet Nurse Denno and lets just say Nurse Denno has some heavy hands

-424

[gix6siege]

Join the long list of folks who have been screwed by Gixxerjockey. I pulled the fairings off my gixxer I bought from him and there's a honda 250 single motor in there, wedged in with bits of broom handle and bailing wire.

Welcome to the madness Siege, and get your ass outta haspital soon. If ya need anything (like body parts) just call. We can go harvest something for ya.

that was only a 250? i swear he gave me a 500 to jam up in there. it wasnt my call, im just the tech. that does however explain why you had such a hard time keeping denno at bay around the track. oh and that 04 750 manual we gave yah. . . . theres a significant chunk of old 04 750 in your bike as well. just a little heads up

[CEO]

Ahhhh... You can just feel the love...

Don't try to take the attention off yourself here Noel... you're a dirty dick-slobbering cum dumpster.

[GixerJockey]

Don't try to take the attention off yourself here Noel... you're a dirty dick-slobbering cum dumpster.

You're jealous...

[Crash Dummy Denno]

Don't try to take the attention off yourself here Noel... you're a dirty dick-slobbering cum dumpster.

You're jealous...

my pants feel tighter

[GixerJockey]

my pants feel tighter

Buy bigger pants...