Dude - I'm sorryQuote:
Originally Posted by BadBoyBilly
That is VERY time consuming
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Dude - I'm sorryQuote:
Originally Posted by BadBoyBilly
That is VERY time consuming
its ok you're still in my 5Quote:
Originally Posted by BadBoyBilly
my five BTW:
Terry
Mark
Derek
Billy (badboy one)
Andrea
We have monthly internal SO audits and annual audits by PWC.Quote:
Originally Posted by BadBoyBilly
yes, they're a pain in the ass!
Yea at the end of every quarter we do a checkup, then at the end of the year the offical SOX aduit happens.
I'm waiting for these external auditors to make me turn to the left and cough.
Wait...how the hell do you know my girlfriend???Quote:
Originally Posted by l3uddha
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!! I love man even though your:fairy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Smooth R6
My top Five:
Punjistick
Sxlover
KillBill
Smooth R6
NewGixxerDROPPER
Oh and I like long walks on the beach :wink::wink: Smooth R6
Aughhh...mine is coming up :mope:Quote:
Originally Posted by BadBoyBilly
Good luck!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaynnus
You're on my top five tooQuote:
Originally Posted by BadBoyBilly
Where has Alex been anyway :confused::confused:
Alex has a full time job now so he's been MIA all summer. It saddens me because I used to go riding with him every single weekend. We were TIGHT YO! So now I'm cheating on him with that :fairy: Smooth R6Quote:
Originally Posted by KillBill
:mope:SOB
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Originally Posted by BadBoyBilly
Auditors suck! Wait... what?Quote:
Originally Posted by BadBoyBilly
Are you an auditor or prostitute?
Notice the similarities...
1. You work very odd hours.
2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.
3. You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money.
4. You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.
5. You charge by the hour but your time can be extended.
6. You are not proud of what you do.
7. Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.
8. It's difficult to have a family.
9. You have no job satisfaction.
10. If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client.
11. You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.
12. People ask you, "What do you do?" and you can't explain it.
13. Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate..
14. Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money.
15. Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or Jaguars.
16. Your pimp encourages drinking and you become addicted to drugs to ease the pain of it all.
17. You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the client is foolish enough to pay it's not your problem.
18. When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to Friday PM).
19. You are rated on your "performance" in an excruciating ordeal.
20. Even though you get paid the big bucks, it's the client who walks away smiling.
21. The client always thinks your "cut" of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.
22. When you deduct your "take" from your billing rate, you constantly wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp.
Dennis, i don't defend Jane, she doesn't need it. i just give her cover :D
quit bumping old threads... jeeshQuote:
Originally Posted by OreoGitorio
welcome?
What's up noob?
puahahahahaaha:spit:Quote:
Originally Posted by sxlova07
What happened to this gixxerspaceshot chick anyways?
KB
Now that she's fixed the head tilt issue she's looking for her keyboard on the wall.
This thread will never die :madfrown:
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Originally Posted by OreoGitorio
im supposed to be the bumperQuote:
Originally Posted by naked-daytrader
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Originally Posted by OreoGitorio
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Originally Posted by OreoGitorio