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I Can't Kill It!

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!


    Why can't you just sell it?

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    Quote Originally Posted by PurplePackage View Post
    Why can't you just sell it?
    One owner, adult owned, always maintained...

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    Quote Originally Posted by PurplePackage View Post
    Why can't you just sell it?
    That's not the point!

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    Quote Originally Posted by obsolete View Post
    Have you set money aside for the extra large coffin you're gonna need when you're buried with that thing still running?
    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    I don't think he'll need to. I'm pretty sure every NESR member here would be willing to kick in for that. Shit, if that thing outlasts him I'll throw in a Benjamin to make sure it never leaves his side, even in the afterlife.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kurlon View Post
    One owner, adult owned, always maintained...
    Some funny shit!

    Quote Originally Posted by ZX-12R View Post
    Leave the oil fill exposed to the elements like Vovchandr's snow blower (so long as you're sure it won't run on mayo).
    C'mon Bill, you KNOW I can't do that!

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    Why can't you just sell it?
    Quote Originally Posted by butcher bergs View Post
    That's not the point!
    He obviously hasn't read through every post.

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    That mother fuckin' thing! My son dug it out of the snow yesterday and the fuckin' thing roared to life on it's second pull. Once again, I'm left with a horrible defeated feeling in places we shouldn't talk about...

    I'm not gonna lie. I'm SERIOUSLY thinking of turning this into a massive ball of projectiles using about five pounds of tannerite...

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    What if someone "snuck over" and drained the oil...

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    I love this thread so much

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    Quote Originally Posted by obsolete View Post
    What if someone "snuck over" and drained the oil...
    It would probably refill on its own

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    Quote Originally Posted by tsorfas View Post

    It would probably refill on its own
    Sounds like you read Stephen King's Christine.

    I say pull the motor and slam it in a go kart type vehicle.

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    Quote Originally Posted by Stoneman View Post
    That mother fuckin' thing! My son dug it out of the snow yesterday and the fuckin' thing roared to life on it's second pull. Once again, I'm left with a horrible defeated feeling in places we shouldn't talk about...

    I'm not gonna lie. I'm SERIOUSLY thinking of turning this into a massive ball of projectiles using about five pounds of tannerite...
    because the engine has been so reliable, maybe re-purpose it into a clay pigeon launcher

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    I picked up a freebie mower on the road last year. It had a seized motor which I got freed up. It smokes some on startup and knocks like a jack hammer but still runs. I said fuck it, it's my "brush" beater until it holes the block. Threw it on the side of the garage completely uncovered all winter. Put some fresh fuel in it and damned if it didn't fire up. Not as good as Stoneman's but it sure is one tough SOB, I'll give it that.

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    Quote Originally Posted by obsolete View Post
    What if someone "snuck over" and drained the oil...
    Quote Originally Posted by tsorfas View Post
    I love this thread so much

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    It would probably refill on its own
    I swear this thing just makes it's own...

    Quote Originally Posted by e30addict View Post
    Sounds like you read Stephen King's Christine.

    I say pull the motor and slam it in a go kart type vehicle.
    We had an old Barbie Jeep I was thinking about doing that to, but with an old chainsaw motor that still ran great. Big Shirl drowned that dream once she realized it was for the boy to terrorize the neighborhood.

    Quote Originally Posted by e30addict View Post
    I picked up a freebie mower on the road last year. It had a seized motor which I got freed up. It smokes some on startup and knocks like a jack hammer but still runs. I said fuck it, it's my "brush" beater until it holes the block. Threw it on the side of the garage completely uncovered all winter. Put some fresh fuel in it and damned if it didn't fire up. Not as good as Stoneman's but it sure is one tough SOB, I'll give it that.
    This thing is going full on this year. I'm mowing everything in the yard this year with it. Weeds, saplings out back, keeping the hill to the lake clear...you name it. It is SO fuckin' on this year...

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    The most wonderful time of the year

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky Mike View Post
    The most wonderful time of the year
    I don't need that type of negativity...

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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    Quote Originally Posted by e30addict View Post
    I picked up a freebie mower on the road last year. It had a seized motor which I got freed up. It smokes some on startup and knocks like a jack hammer but still runs. I said fuck it, it's my "brush" beater until it holes the block. Threw it on the side of the garage completely uncovered all winter. Put some fresh fuel in it and damned if it didn't fire up. Not as good as Stoneman's but it sure is one tough SOB, I'll give it that.
    they only way I have really killed an engine, is shearing the magneto key way, and trashing the slot so that a new key wouldn't fix it, most often happens when you try shaving rocks

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    I'd bet anything Randy could kill it...

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    Quote Originally Posted by Stoneman View Post
    I'd bet anything Randy could kill it...
    Wait. That's not an invitation!

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    Quote Originally Posted by e30addict View Post
    Sounds like you read Stephen King's Christine.

    I say pull the motor and slam it in a go kart type vehicle.
    As soon as you did this it'd pop, lol.

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    IT. JUST. WON'T. DIE.

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    This thread is the reason my mower now lives outside.

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    Quote Originally Posted by e30addict View Post
    This thread is the reason my mower now lives outside.
    Exactly, I have a nice heavy duty cover, but I refuse to use it based on this thread...

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    Maybe stoneman needs to write a maintenance and general care manual

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    My mower died this year and I had to revive it. Consider me triggered by this thread.

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    Re: I Can't Kill It!

    the only reason it lives, it that he hasn't let me borrow it yet

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