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  1. 11-18-03, 07:19 AM #1
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    Priceless...

    Nearest bar...3 miles

    Nearest 'convenience' store....3-1/2 miles

    Nearest hotel...5-1/5 miles

    Nearest hardware store...6 miles

    Nearest pizza joint...6-1/2 miles

    Nearest 24 HOUR store...7 miles

    Nearest chinese food...8 miles

    Nearest 'real' grocery store...22 miles

    Nearest interstate highway...22 miles

    Distance to work...50 miles

    Spooking a coupla doe grazing on your front lawn realizing you ONCE again haven't renewed your hunting license...FUCKING PRICELESS!!!

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  2. 11-18-03, 07:24 AM #2
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    Re: Priceless...

    Originally posted by Stoneman
    Nearest bar...3 miles

    Nearest 'convenience' store....3-1/2 miles

    Nearest hotel...5-1/5 miles

    Nearest hardware store...6 miles

    Nearest pizza joint...6-1/2 miles

    Nearest 24 HOUR store...7 miles

    Nearest chinese food...8 miles

    Nearest 'real' grocery store...22 miles

    Nearest interstate highway...22 miles

    Distance to work...50 miles

    Spooking a coupla doe grazing on your front lawn realizing you ONCE again haven't renewed your hunting license...FUCKING PRICELESS!!!
    and you were gonna move away from all this???

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  3. 11-18-03, 07:31 AM #3
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    Re: Re: Priceless...

    Originally posted by bemused
    and you were gonna move away from all this???
    I know it, huh? We were just tryin' to take advantage of the 'brisk' market, is all...

    Forgot to add:

    Nearest lake...67 feet

    Next nearest lake...about 200 feet


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    Priceless...

    Nearest guy that needs help moving ZX9R into basement...8 miles.

    Nearest refrigerator filled with triple black and Cap'n&Coke...8 miles.

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  5. 11-18-03, 08:35 AM #5
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    Originally posted by scootertrash
    Nearest guy that needs help moving ZX9R into basement...8 miles.

    Nearest refrigerator filled with triple black and Cap'n&Coke...8 miles.
    Yeah, try TWELVE MILES pal! Sheeesh....take it OUTTA the basement, put it IN the basement....

    Sure, just give a yell....

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  6. 11-18-03, 08:55 AM #6
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    Re: Priceless...

    Originally posted by Stoneman
    Nearest bar...3 miles

    Nearest 'convenience' store....3-1/2 miles

    Nearest hotel...5-1/5 miles

    Nearest hardware store...6 miles

    Nearest pizza joint...6-1/2 miles

    Nearest 24 HOUR store...7 miles

    Nearest chinese food...8 miles

    Nearest 'real' grocery store...22 miles

    Nearest interstate highway...22 miles

    Distance to work...50 miles

    Spooking a coupla doe grazing on your front lawn realizing you ONCE again haven't renewed your hunting license...FUCKING PRICELESS!!!
    Nearest prison cell 12 miles for shooting a deer within 300' of a dwelling.

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  7. 11-18-03, 09:27 AM #7
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    Re: Re: Priceless...

    Originally posted by RSVMILLE661
    Nearest prison cell 12 miles for shooting a deer within 300' of a dwelling.

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    Nearest bar...3 miles
    Well I see you have your priorities straight.....seems like the nearest establishment to your home is the bar...NICE!!!

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  9. 11-18-03, 11:47 AM #9
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    Re: Re: Priceless...

    Originally posted by RSVMILLE661
    Nearest prison cell 12 miles for shooting a deer within 300' of a dwelling.
    Unless they changed the laws these last few years, I think I'm all set if it's on my property...

    When we first bought the house, we could fish from our property WITHOUT a license. That changed a coupla years ago...

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    Originally posted by Mystery Squid
    Nearest law enforcement officer willing to bust you for it....... What? 20miles??
    Depends what 'it' is. Jonny's about 5 or 6 miles from my place. This year's Stonnerstock was the first party - outta MANY - that we've had in which I *DIDN'T* have a fact-to-face encounter with 'em...

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    Unless they changed the laws these last few years, I think I'm all set if it's on my property...
    Except that doe season is over!!!

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  12. 11-18-03, 01:15 PM #12
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    rabbit season!

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  13. 11-18-03, 02:58 PM #13
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    Originally posted by twrayinma
    rabbit season!

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    Originally posted by twrayinma
    rabbit season!
    Duck season!

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    "Doe" season is always in Steve!!

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    Originally posted by need4speed
    Duck season!
    WABBIT SEASON!

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    Originally posted by bemused
    WABBIT SEASON!
    DUCK SEASON!

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