I Don't Care If You've Heard It Already...

[Stoneman]

This still cracks me up!

A man boarded a plane with six kids.

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him
leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids
yours?"

He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer
complaints."

[MissTwisties]

[Dieseldan]

hahahahahaha

[sveesix]

[ChrisNoF4i]

Why is paying your car insurance like wearing a condom?





They both give you a feeling of security even though you know you’re getting fucked!

-But seriously kids, wear condoms.

[obsolete]

-But seriously kids, wear condoms.

If you're a sailor or gay.

[WordTooYoMamma]

Wirelessly posted (Tilt: HTC-ST7377/1.59.502.3 (67150) Opera/9.50 (Windows NT 5.1; U; en))

Alex is the product of the failed attemped "pull out" method