Rosetta Stone

[Adrenalinechic]

Anyone use it? Is it worth it? Anyone want to sell me their Spanish one??

I figure, since the majority of my patient population speaks spanish, I might as well too so I can get more stuff done faster!

This is what I know: "Tiene dolor?"

[OreoGaborio]

I'll teach ya Spanish...

Actually, it's more like French.


(guys, was that smooth? should I show her my race license?)

[Bansh]

I have a copy, seems easy enough to learn? I only did the first level; keep meaning to complete it. I remember the important stuff:
dos cervezas por favor!

You can have it if you want?

[SVRACER01]

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I'll teach ya Spanish...

Actually, it's more like French.


(guys, was that smooth? should I show her my race license?)

could possibly be the funniest thing you've said this month.

The only sentence in Spanish I know I learned from encino man.... the cheese is old and moldy

[Paul_E_D]

Yes, Rosetta stone will help you learn spanish. If you practice at work plus use the software a little each day, it won't take too long to get functional medical spanish going. My wife taught herself that exact way...

[neuthunder]

we get free copies from the army so I've been wondering how this works

[Paul_E_D]

I was a language teacher (spanish/english) for 12 years and I endorse this product (lol). You have to talk back to it for full effect, and pratice in real situations, but it speeds things up for sure.

[Adrenalinechic]

I have a copy, seems easy enough to learn? I only did the first level; keep meaning to complete it. I remember the important stuff:
dos cervezas por favor!

You can have it if you want?

OK! Sold!

we get free copies from the army so I've been wondering how this works

So get some free copies and sell it on ebay or something (or just give it to me).

[neuthunder]

OK! Sold!



So get some free copies and sell it on ebay or something (or just give it to me).

well there's always the fun part of trying to figure out just how the hell you get those copies.

[Uncle Snake]

Here, this should help for now.

Soy rico y tengo una herramienta enorme!
I am wealthy and I have an enormous tool!

Ayuda! La puta ha robado mi tubo de la grieta!
Help! The hooker has stolen my crack pipe!

Usted las putas tiene specials esta noche?
Do you hookers have any specials tonight?

Soy justo aquí para la cerveza!
I'm just here for the beer!

No caiga el jabón!
Don't drop the soap!

Puesto le en mi tabulación de los amigos por favor
Put it on my friend's tab please.

Dé una palmada a mi hombre negro cobarde de la mano!
Slap my hand funky black man!

Es su vuelta a dormir en el punto mojado!
It's your turn to sleep in the wet spot.

Hay una cierta multa que mira las hembras todas para arriba adentro aquí!
There's some fine lookin' bitches all up in here!

Hagámoslo estilo del perro
Let's do it dog style.

Usted me consiguió mi muchacho de Whiz del queso?
Did you get me my Cheese Whiz boy?

Usted desea acariciar mi mono?
Do you want to pet my monkey?

[Paul_E_D]

I see you've memorized level I. Nice!

[obsolete]

The next break I take from school I think I may try this out. I've always regretted not learning Portuguese from my family.

[ninjachica250]

Here, this should help for now.

Soy rico y tengo una herramienta enorme!
I am wealthy and I have an enormous tool!

Ayuda! La puta ha robado mi tubo de la grieta!
Help! The hooker has stolen my crack pipe!

Usted las putas tiene specials esta noche?
Do you hookers have any specials tonight?

Soy justo aquí para la cerveza!
I'm just here for the beer!

No caiga el jabón!
Don't drop the soap!

Puesto le en mi tabulación de los amigos por favor
Put it on my friend's tab please.

Dé una palmada a mi hombre negro cobarde de la mano!
Slap my hand funky black man!

Es su vuelta a dormir en el punto mojado!
It's your turn to sleep in the wet spot.

Hay una cierta multa que mira las hembras todas para arriba adentro aquí!
There's some fine lookin' bitches all up in here!

Hagámoslo estilo del perro
Let's do it dog style.

Usted me consiguió mi muchacho de Whiz del queso?
Did you get me my Cheese Whiz boy?

Usted desea acariciar mi mono?
Do you want to pet my monkey?

THEE funniest thing I read all day, thanks I needed that laugh

[Doc]

well there's always the fun part of trying to figure out just how the hell you get those copies.

Go into AKO and look under my Education. It is pretty easy to start the program online.

That said if she only woulda joined the service she could get it for free too.


Didn't Andrea join the Air Force?

[dhuze]

Check out http://www.livemocha.com/. It's free and similar to Rosetta Stone. Just like all language software you need to use it and practice at least a little every day.

[ninjachica250]

I always wanted to learn Italian when my grandmother was alive so I could understand WTH she was saying, I wanted Rosetta Stone but that is some serious cash money right there.

[Pittenger5]

I always wanted to learn Italian when my grandmother was alive so I could understand WTH she was saying, I wanted Rosetta Stone but that is some serious cash money right there.

All you need to know
YouTube - Family Guy - Speaking Italian

[ninjachica250]

Check out http://www.livemocha.com/. It's free and similar to Rosetta Stone. Just like all language software you need to use it and practice at least a little every day.

Great find, just spent the last 20ish min using it and its a breeze

All you need to know
YouTube - Family Guy - Speaking Italian

sounded like my grandfather never knew what he was saying u can just tell when he was angry his mumbling got louder and he frowned

[Fitz]

I tried Rosetta Stone for mandarin Chinese a few years back. It didn't work out. Work sent me to Berlitz classes in Boston for a few years. Worked well but is much more expensive.

Fitz

[Adrenalinechic]

Cool- I'll try that live mocha as well. Heard great things about Rosetta, thanks Bansh!

Doc, I tried to re-join the AF they didn't want me because of my knee injury years ago (bastards!). That was the reserves.

I could go AD but not until May 2011 and I've found other great things in my life, so I think the military is something of my past, although I wish I could still join reserve life!