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Stress relief and masshole drivers

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    Stress relief and masshole drivers

    So I'm on my way to lunch and I am headed into Bedford, MA.
    Traffic is at a standstill and it is just started to move when this gigantic pickup truck cuts in front of me from the gas station on my right in order to turn left. He stops in front of me because there is traffic coming from the other direction. Behind me there is a line of cars stretching out of sight

    Add to this that he is obviously compensating for something because I can just see the baseball cap (on backwards) and his eyes about the bottom of the driver window.

    Since we have time and his driver window is open, I roll mine down and started by asking him, politely, if he got his license from a crackerjack box.
    He responded by saying, "Fuck you!"

    I then asked him if he had a tiny dick proportional to his tiny body and if so, was that why he bought a gigantic pickup truck? You know to make up for it...
    I don't think he completely understood what I said but he must have gotten the gist of it because, once again, he responded with "Fuck you!"

    I reached into my pocket and retrieved the universal sign for

    I was thinking that he wanted to say more to me but just then a cop coming from the other direction stopped and let the pickup truck out in front of him. As soon as the truck got in front, he hit his lights and pulled the mass-hole over.

    I am pretty sure that cop got a wave from every car behind me... I know he sure cheered me up for the week.

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    Re: Stress relief and masshole drivers

    One must love when the cops make your day Pulling over the massholes who deserve to be pulled over!

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    Karama Bus should run more people over......

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    In China, you see this happening in both directions of a 2 lane road that handles 2-300 cars an hour regularly. Clusterf@ck is an understatement.

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    Re: Stress relief and masshole drivers

    Isn't it nice when things just work?

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    In Soviet Russia, Cluster f@ck You!

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    Musta been Russian.

    In Soviet Russia, YOU stop TRAFFIC.

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    Should've brought your angle grinder!

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    North Shore, Malls and Rt 114. She has nearly 200 videos, mostly bad driving rants.


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