Now taking suggestions...

[GixerJockey]

...for revenge ideas.


Anyone remember this little episode?






Anyone remember this guy's involvement in said "episode"?

"Switzerland" my ass!





Well... I just happen to have Senoir Ducati's new 800SS race bike in my garage.





See where this is going?

[bryco13]

Mushroom stamp the most commonly touched parts, you know he's gonna disinfect the tank first thing. Also, hide marbles in it somewhere in the rear plastics or under the seat or something. Wait, go for a jog or do something that will make your junk all moist, and keep his keys in your shorts, let em marinate for a few hours, he's gonna have to touch em, and I don't think the smell of taint can be removed, even from plastic.

[Honclfibr]

As your attorney I should advise you that a ball for a ball leaves the whole world tainted.

[GixerJockey]

As your attorney I should advise you that a ball for a ball leaves the whole world tainted.

[JohnnyV]

+ gas tank =

[CB750F]

oh shit bwahahahah i just read that whole thread. that was the funniest shit i have seen on here. even though i threw up a lil in my mouth i still couldnt stop laughing.

[Pittenger5]

Balls are so played out. Maybe shove his handlebar up your ass. Thatd learn him.

[Slyder]

Armor All the seat and handle bars

[GixerJockey]

Armor All the seat and handle bars

Weak...

[Slyder]

Well I tried. I'm a failure.

[WordTooYoMamma]

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wire the horn to the brakes? just so im not called a failure rub your man-gina on something too...

[GixerJockey]

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wire the horn to the brakes? just so im not called a failure rub your man-gina on something too...

Good idea...

But... Race bike = no horn.

[Qfactor]

take a shit in his tires when he replaces them...

Q

[JohnnyV]

take a shit in his tires when he replaces them...

Q

[1/2pint]

change the grips to dildo's and jbweld them on

[bryco13]

Spray some clear coat enamel on it, let it sit for a minute,and then throw a handfull of glitter at it. Make sure to yell "BAM!" when you do it, it'll help. And then do something gay to it.

[Tricky Mike]

Spray some clear coat enamel on it, let it sit for a minute,and then throw a handfull of glitter at it. Make sure to yell "BAM!" when you do it, it'll help. And then do something gay to it.

I see what you did there.

I actaully AM Switzerland in this case, but... Why don't you just superglue some Shinko's on it (backwards) and be done... MAybe a custom 2x4 extended swingarm?

[Qfactor]

I see what you did there.

I actaully AM Switzerland in this case, but... Why don't you just superglue some Shinko's on it (backwards) and be done... MAybe a custom 2x4 extended swingarm?

bwahaha!!

[jdobelbower]

why not just take a nice shit under the seat? take a pic of you doin it and glue it over the tach

[Ericthejet]

Smear "vaseline" all over the concealed bits of the exhaust system.
In less than a minute, typically, it will give off one hell of a smoke show.
This really gets the attention of the bike's owner who is likely in a full panic mode.

As an added bonus duct tape the closest fire extinguisher to it's bracket to watch another struggle ensue.

[DuncanMoto]

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wire the horn to the brakes? just so im not called a failure rub your man-gina on something too...

Good idea...

But... Race bike = no horn.

Why don't you attach the throttle to the brakes then.

[noxin]

Good idea...

But... Race bike = no horn.

so put one on!

can't be very hard or expensive.

[SSearchVT]

Replace the brake light bulb with a bulb that has the backup alarm built in...

On the underside of the bellypan - put a NMBLA sticker. It'll only show when he's leaned over in a corner.

[richw]

I ain't reading or researching but if you practice

With utmost care make tiny slits on the inside of the tire stems so they minutely intersect with the air passage. (Cars)

If done correctly the elastic of the valve stem will keep the air in when vehicle is stopped. The centripital force of high speed will open it and let the air out. If done perfectly then a few iterations can be had before problem discovered.

[ThisBitch]

I ain't reading or researching but if you practice

With utmost care make tiny slits on the inside of the tire stems so they minutely intersect with the air passage. (Cars)

If done correctly the elastic of the valve stem will keep the air in when vehicle is stopped. The centripital force of high speed will open it and let the air out. If done perfectly then a few iterations can be had before problem discovered.

I'm thinking that could be really dangerous on 2 wheels.