Terrible, terrible joke.......

[Garandman]

President Trump dies and is sent to hell. He meets the devil there, who says “I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that you have to stay here. The good news is we are full. I’m going to let you choose one person to leave and you will take their place.”

The devil tells him that there are three doors. The devil opens the first door, and Barack Obama is climbing a ladder to a diving board. When he gets to the top of the diving board, he dives into a pool. Then he climbs out, climbs the ladder and does it again. Trump says “well I don’t swim too well so that’s not for me.

The devil opens the second floor and there is George W. Bush with a sledge hammer, which he is using to break a large rock into smaller rocks. Trump replies that has a bad shoulder and that’s not going to work for me either.”

They open door number three and there is Bill Clinton tied down to a bed. A naked Monica Lewinsky is doing that thing she does - over and over again.

Trump says ”Well, that seems to be the best choice for me!”

And the devil replies “All right Monica - you can go.”

[Garandman]

Did you know Fox News doesn’t actually have news about foxes?

And BBC?

[Garandman]

BTT!

[obsolete]

President Trump dies and is sent to hell. He meets the devil there, who says “I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that you have to stay here. The good news is we are full. I’m going to let you choose one person to leave and you will take their place.”

The devil tells him that there are three doors. The devil opens the first door, and Barack Obama is climbing a ladder to a diving board. When he gets to the top of the diving board, he dives into a pool. Then he climbs out, climbs the ladder and does it again. Trump says “well I don’t swim too well so that’s not for me.

The devil opens the second floor and there is George W. Bush with a sledge hammer, which he is using to break a large rock into smaller rocks. Trump replies that has a bad shoulder and that’s not going to work for me either.”

They open door number three and there is Bill Clinton tied down to a bed. A naked Monica Lewinsky is doing that thing she does - over and over again.

Trump says ”Well, that seems to be the best choice for me!”

And the devil replies “All right Monica - you can go.”

With some of the Epstein releases, this joke aged quite well.

[Garandman]

A bishop, an Irishman and a Rabbit walk into a bar.

The bartender asks if this is some type of joke.

The rabbit answers "beats me, I'm a typo"

[MUZ720]

What's the best way to watch the Maimi Dolphins in the super bowl?


The history channel

[Garandman]

My son was chewing on electrical cords, so I grounded him. He put up some resistance but is doing better currently and conducting himself properly.