So you're throwin down a Gibson

[TheIglu]

And then you get to the end.

The highlight.

The best part of the fuckin drink.

The thing even my wife likes about it.

All booze, with just a hint of vegetables at the end, like little pieces of masculine candy.

It's my pride and joy, the little balls of large plant cells that release sulfuric acid when their cell walls are ruptured.

I could eat them out'ah twat. I could eat them with booze or not. I could eat them in my drink, I could eat them outta some fat-bitch's-pink. How I like these to be mine, those vinegary crunchy balls with brine.



....


Then you discover that the god damn pickled onions that you put in your god damn drink are saltier than the fuckin dead sea!

WTF!?

No wonder they were on sale at Job Lot for 2 bucks are jar.

FUCK YOU SALTY PICKLED ONION MAKER!

( why did I buy 5 huge jars of these fuckin things????? )

[ThisBitch]

What in the funny fuck???? You need a hobby.

[SoxPrincess83]

[stoinkythepig]

Get yourself some Tipsy Onions They make the best Gibsons ever.

[ZX-12R]

[xrocket21]

Hack the gibson?




























HACK THE PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!11!!

[ChrisNoF4i]

Nothing says classy like a Job Lot inspired Gibson. Mixed in the finest plastic cups sold at the Dollar Store.

[GixerJockey]

Hack the gibson?




























HACK THE PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!11!!

...and I'm embarassed that I know what movie you're quoting.

[FriskyDingo]

...and I'm embarassed that I know what movie you're quoting.

me too, but at least it stared a young Jolie









p.s.:beware Job Lot food

[obsolete]

...and I'm embarassed that I know what movie you're quoting.

F that, I love that movie!