Windows ??

[snaggle]

When ever I click on a link to open it, it opens minimized(ie only the bar at the top appears. How do I make it so that the link opens up a full window? Thanks
Steve

[Stoneman]

Yell, "...what the fuck, you fuckin' piece of shit..." really loud. A coupla times...

Did it help? Usually does...

[need4speed]

Originally posted by Stoneman
Yell, "...what the fuck, you fuckin' piece of shit..." really loud. A coupla times...

Did it help? Usually does...

[03f4ichick]

BWWAAHHHH HAAAA

[snaggle]

I've been trying that for a few months now. I think my computer has a hearing problem too!!

[Stoneman]

Okay. Try this then: Sitting in front of your computer, stare blankly at the monitor. After about 20 seconds of this, suddenly and without notice, SMACK the side of it WHILE screaming the above mentioned phrase...

Lemme know how it works out for ya...

[twrayinma]

yeah, you gotta catch 'em off guard.

if that doesn't work, replace the monitor-smack w/ a quick "CPU kick"

[Stoneman]

Originally posted by twrayinma
yeah, you gotta catch 'em off guard.

if that doesn't work, replace the monitor-smack w/ a quick "CPU kick"

That was my next suggestion. Of course, save the 'pissing on CPU' as a final 'remedy'...

[twrayinma]

i like the iron filings in the monitor vents, personally.

or just dropping some nails into the cpu case...

[benVFR]

4 Years of college and the most important computer lesson I learned was....










GRAVITY TEST

Nothing relieves stress like throwing a PC off a tall building.


Seriously... I would try deleting your cache "temporary internet files", clearing the history, etc.. Might not work but it's a start.

Ben

[Stoneman]

Originally posted by JCzx12
What flavor of Windows? It's minimized, yet it shows the titlebar? I don't get it. Could you elaborate a little more?

Your bastardizing our thread!!!

[snaggle]

I am running windows 98 I think. When ever I click on a link the only thing that comes up is the blue bar with the three gray buttons on the right side. They used to open up when I clicked oin the links. But for the past few months this is what has been happening. I just wondered if this was a setting I accidentally changed or what.
Steve