Toilet

[Stoneman]

We just replaced one of our 3 gallon flushers. It's in great shape and has legendary flushing capabilities. Our 'colony's' water system is getting expensive, this was a step for us to save some bank on our water bill (over $100/month!!!)...

Again, it's a 3 gallon per flush. It's white & has a round bowl. The internal flushing mechanisms are just some generic hardware store stuff, but it's always handled anything we've thrown at it. Comes complete (bowl, tank, etc). Not sure of trap size, but with 3 gallons powering it down, there's never been a concern...

We just want the thing outta there ASAP. We know there's *some* demand out there for these, especially places where you DON'T pay for water. This thing's a true champ!

[Sprinkles]

Sounds pretty shitty.

[Stoneman]

Sounds pretty shitty.

Someone brought the funny with 'em today...

[R7]

Why would you give something like that away? Just think of the history there! I'd put that right on your front lawn by the mailbox, fill it with dirt and have big Shirl plant some flowers or a bush in

[FirstDuc-1098]

Ah... wait?!?

[Stoneman]

Why would you give something like that away? Just think of the history there! I'd put that right on your front lawn by the mailbox, fill it with dirt and have big Shirl plant some flowers or a bush in

Believe me, man. I was torn. I felt like I've thrown away a part of my life - a part I'll never soon forget. However, it's time to start a new era. I look forward to this new endeavor and'll try my hardest to treat the new one as I've always treated this one. It'll be tough, I know. Nothing can replace 'the white house'. But it's time now to move on and start anew...

I...no, WE knew a great many of you would be heartbroken. But it's time, Mark. It's just time. You'll grow to love the new one, just give it time...

[R7]

That was beautiful man, just beautiful

[ssg]

I think the only appropriate thing to do is destroy it, I mean you've spent all this time trying to and never have - you cannot simply hand it off, it lead a life of dealing with assholes, you need put it out of it's shit eating misery.

[Stoneman]

I think the only appropriate thing to do is destroy it, I mean you've spent all this time trying to and never have - you cannot simply hand it off, it lead a life of dealing with assholes, you need put it out of it's shit eating misery.

We'll actually have ANOTHER one in a coupla weeks. Everyone was telling us how in demand these 3 gallon flushers are, but we're not getting any bites. Time to expand...

[Doc]

A FREE Stoneman Throne!!! I'll take it!

[Fitz]

A FREE Stoneman Throne!!! I'll take it!

I've seen people post how Doc will take anything off the classifieds if given the chance, and now I am beginning to understand why people may think that......

Fitz

[DuncanMoto]

Next thread will be Stoneman's pre-seasoned toilet for sale by Doc.

[Stoneman]

A FREE Stoneman Throne!!! I'll take it!

Come & get it!

[R1]

Next thread will be Stoneman's pre-seasoned toilet for sale by Doc.

yeah but lets start a bet for how much he will try and sell it for....

i say $50

[RandyO]

We just replaced one of our 3 gallon flushers. It's in great shape and has legendary flushing capabilities. Our 'colony's' water system is getting expensive, this was a step for us to save some bank on our water bill (over $100/month!!!)...

gonna have to pee behind a tree more often

I had a client once that concocted a greywater recycling system, he flushed the toilets with used water, everything else was fresh

[Stoneman]

gonna have to pee behind a tree more often

I had a client once that concocted a greywater recycling system, he flushed the toilets with used water, everything else was fresh

I'm not smart enough for that...

[RandyO]

I'm not smart enough for that...

it was a lot of work, required a large storage tank in the basement, duplicate plumbing, in the end though water and sewer usage was cut in half, in my clients situation it was worth it, he runs an elderly care facility

[Awesome]

What's the age and condition of this thing? Can you send me a picture?

[Doc]

Next thread will be Stoneman's pre-seasoned toilet for sale by Doc.

I just have to ride it and see if i like it... maybe get some parts for it and then if I decide to sell it, get my money back...

[Currently]

All those times Jay worshipped at that altar ... the holy throne!

Is the price tag going up yet, Doc?

Does teabagging count on a throne?

[R7]

gonna have to pee behind a tree more often

I had a client once that concocted a greywater recycling system, he flushed the toilets with used water, everything else was fresh

I don't know, I don't like the sounds of that! If you dropped a solid heater in the toilet, are you gonna get clean water splashed up your ass or grey water?

[Crash Dummy Denno]

I have personally taken a smash on this toilet - this thing is mint!

["Dangerous" Dan K]

yeah but lets start a bet for how much he will try and sell it for....

i say $50

$75. He's going to have to recoup the gas to get it, the scrubbing bubbles, and the maid he hires to scrub it. And still turn a profit.

I just have to ride it and see if i like it... maybe get some parts for it and then if I decide to sell it, get my money back...

& Cover the energy drink you tell Stoneman you'll give him when you make a profit on his favor. Not that you'll actually give it to him, but you'll still want to recoup the $ right?

[csmutty]

I don't know, I don't like the sounds of that! If you dropped a solid heater in the toilet, are you gonna get clean water splashed up your ass or grey water?

All gray water is is water with minerals. All toxicity has been removed.

[Stoneman]

C'mon ya pricks! Does anybody want this? We'll also have another available in a week or two...