Looking for rockstars

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Originally Posted by R1slowflyer

im out!

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you were never in!

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Originally Posted by jnm988

No... I thought it was a 'people to jam with' thread. Apparently its a 'throw out something that sounds half-sensible and then be a total asshole' thread. My bad.

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I apologize, I got caught up in the moment. All my posts can't be gems. Seriously though, I should have mentioned I'm not looking for a singer... but thanks

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Originally Posted by Honclfibr

I think we just found the name of our first two singles :beerbang:

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Whoa whoa whoa.......what's this "WE" shit chief????? Guess you already signed yourself up.....hmmmm, mind if I play drums for you?

i can play a mean jazz sousaphone? :dunno:

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Originally Posted by Crash Dummy Denno

you were never in!

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:spit::spit::spit::spit::spit::spit::spit::spit::spit::spit::spit::spit::sp it::spit::spit::spit::spit::spit:

After careful consideration I have decided to accept your generous offer to replace R1Slowflyer as the lead Prima Dona of the Nude Office Managers. I will also be assuming the roles of creative director, CEO, and backup vocals for all RHCP covers.

Pursuant to this, I will be needing my own tour bus (I refuse to ride with the rest of the band as I've decided I'm not going to like them very much) as well as 4-5 young women of reasonably questionable moral fiber to serve as temporary groupies until such time as more permanent (hotter, less moral) replacements can be found.

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Originally Posted by Honclfibr

After careful consideration I have decided to accept your generous offer to replace R1Slowflyer as the lead Prima Dona of the Nude Office Managers. I will also be assuming the roles of creative director, CEO, and backup vocals for all RHCP covers.

Pursuant to this, I will be needing my own tour bus (I refuse to ride with the rest of the band as I've decided I'm not going to like them very much) as well as 4-5 young women of reasonably questionable moral fiber to serve as temporary groupies until such time as more permanent (hotter, less moral) replacements can be found.

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Honkie, I'm sorry but Denno and I already nominated, and he accepted, ChrisNoF4I for a behind the post tribute. I can really tell your trying hard today, and although your name was kicked around a bit, ultimetly there can be only one a year.

The good news>

Next year is wide open and at the rate you're going you seem like a shoe-in for it...

Good Luck..

yeah i smell behind the post sour grapes today

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If 1/2 pint really wants to have a wack at the guitar then you're welcome to jam, you seem more than qaulified (you had me at chili peppers). PM if interesed. He was going to play bass but it's up to him becuase we already talked about hooking up.

what no love for the sousaphone? :( my old band kicked ass!

YouTube - E-town Sousa's playin Ridin'

you dont know what you are missing..

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Originally Posted by Honclfibr

Whoah, I think you're getting a little ahead of yourself here. Before you go worrying about shit like instruments and ability, you might want to start with the basics. Like, do you have a cool name? A drug addiction? Vinyl pants?

You're pretty much on your own with the drug addiction and Vinyl pants part, but I'm pretty sure NESR can help you with the name part. And judging by your screenname, you're going to need all the help you can get. I'd hate to see you get out there with a healthy drug addiction and a sweet set of plastic pants and fail because you had a band name like Nude Office Managers or something.

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Originally Posted by Crash Dummy Denno

yeah i smell behind the post sour grapes today

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I've got your sour grapes right here.














* you know what's up *

I'm decent on the guitar but i'm far better at chords than I am anything else.

Unfortunately the only thing I've got is an acoustic. Bummer... Been in Concert Band, Marching Band, Jazz Band, but the only thing I've done in relation to a Rock Band is on an xbox360. :(

If I can find some equipment I wouldn't mind sitting in some time. My brother might have something I can steal from him, he's been in bands since he was 18.... PHENOMINAL guitar player. They won Boston's Battle of the Bands two years a row back in the early 90's.

band freak - you friggin nerd

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Originally Posted by OreoGitorio

I'm decent on the guitar but i'm far better at chords than I am anything else.

Unfortunately the only thing I've got is an acoustic. Bummer... Been in Concert Band, Marching Band, Jazz Band, but the only thing I've done in relation to a Rock Band is on an xbox360. :(

If I can find some equipment I wouldn't mind sitting in some time. My brother might have something I can steal from him, he's been in bands since he was 18.... PHENOMINAL guitar player. They won Boston's Battle of the Bands two years a row back in the early 90's.

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Once we get some sort of a something..I.E. players, songs, location etc i'll let ya know more of the specifics. Aint nothing wrong with a little rythm guitar. It'll definetly just start out as drinking and jamming ( which is probably one of the funnest things to do), then hopefully musical personalities will mesh, and great music will come out of it and we can take the show to a bar and get payed..... :dunno:

Plus denno aleady said he'd be the little band bitch....you know....set up the instruments, hand jobs on the tour bus etc etc..

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Originally Posted by naked-daytrader

Once we get some sort of a something..I.E. players, songs, location etc i'll let ya know more of the specifics. Aint nothing wrong with a little rythm guitar. It'll definetly just start out as drinking and jamming ( which is probably one of the funnest things to do), then hopefully musical personalities will mesh, and great music will come out of it and we can take the show to a bar and get payed..... :dunno:

Plus denno aleady said he'd be the little band bitch....you know....set up the instruments, hand jobs on the tour bus etc etc..

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woah woah woah! easy there pal, I didnt say anything about setting up instruments!

I only know one kind of rock star
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Originally Posted by Crash Dummy Denno

band freak - you friggin nerd

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I played the baritone horn & the tromboner :D Also taught myself the bass & the guitar.

It all began when I was like 7 years old & I started takin Piano lessons from my mom.


DORTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!

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Originally Posted by Crash Dummy Denno

woah woah woah! easy there pal, I didnt say anything about setting up instruments!

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hahaha

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Originally Posted by bigred875

hahaha

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See, that's why I like red! No one takes the time anymore to actually write out "hahaha", everyone's using those fancy shmansy smilies now a days...

Way to keep it old school Red..

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Originally Posted by naked-daytrader

See, that's why I like red! No one takes the time anymore to actually write out "hahaha", everyone's using those fancy shmansy smilies now a days...

Way to keep it old school Red..

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Originally Posted by OreoGitorio

:violoin::pigfucker::stfu:

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Dude,.........Knock that shit off or you are sooo out of the band!

:wtf: :bs: :owned:

:shredder:

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Originally Posted by naked-daytrader

See, that's why I like red! No one takes the time anymore to actually write out "hahaha", everyone's using those fancy shmansy smilies now a days...

Way to keep it old school Red..

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:)