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Beware of these bike molesters.

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    Beware of these bike molesters.

    Not as bad as Noel but...




    My poor bike.


    But then again... Kiera sat on it. :

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    Re: Beware of these bike molesters.

    sandals












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    hahaha, i was wondering when that pic would show up on the intarwebz!!

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    Re: Beware of these bike molesters.

    don't worry i wore protection and called the next day...



    Can i have your other bike for 2010?

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    Re: Beware of these bike molesters.

    Is that how she got knocked up?

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    Re: Beware of these bike molesters.

    Quote Originally Posted by jnm988 View Post
    Is that how she got knocked up?
    if the baby comes out red and costs twice as much as normal i am gonna be pissed!

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    I am never gonna live that down...

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    Re: Beware of these bike molesters.

    Quote Originally Posted by reiobard View Post
    if the baby comes out red and costs twice as much as normal i am gonna be pissed!
    nice, nice.


    10 bucks says Doc sniffed the seat.... and not the part up by the gas tank, either.

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    Re: Beware of these bike molesters.

    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    nice, nice.


    10 bucks says Doc sniffed the seat.... and not the part up by the gas tank, either.

    Dude? Serioulsy?

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    Re: Beware of these bike molesters.

    Oh, we're bein serious now?

    ok nevermind then




































































    make it 20

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    Re: Beware of these bike molesters.

    I'll take $20 on the seat sniffing as well...





















    And... give me another $20 that says he sniffed the headlight too.

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    Ok now that's crossin the line... especially coming from YOU, ya BALL LICKER!

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    Re: Beware of these bike molesters.

    Docs more of a headlight sniffer in this case

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    Re: Beware of these bike molesters.

    I am more of a seat licker... not a sniffer. :

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