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Uncle Snake and I headed over to ***** Road this past weekend to goof off. Actually, he goofed off, and I took pictures. I suck at riding motorcycles.
Took us about an hour to get over there, the road was in ok condition, but there were more than a few turns with lots of rocky crap in the middle of them. Jake knows that road so well, I couldn't stay within 100 feet of him, so eventually I gave up and started taking pictures.
This guy came by pretty quick on 600RR, so I snapped a quick pic. He saw me, turned around, and made a hand signal like, "Wait a second."
On his second pass through, I thought he might drag a knee or rip a wheelie. Instead, he did this:
I guess it was kind of cool.
Perhaps this is why I couldn't keep up.
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Supa Motarded! If you see me backin it in, keep watching...Im about to crash
Zip Tie Alley #237
Glad to see he is wearing gloves. ah screw it, at least he's got a helmet, but he may have seen Biker Boyz one too many times. Tard
I piss excellence!
You need to call me sometime, when you are going riding over there or post it up here.
TIMMYDUCK
Suckiest knee pucks ever! Not one single spark and they was supposed to be titanium inserts in the plastic........ Ebay crap.......
Had a great ride other than no spark show! After Chris had to head home I went up to Canada, over to N.H. and home, about 450 miles all together and one helluva lot of fun!
How's the new puppy Chris?? Regards, Jake
Jake
2006 ZX-10R
1999 Kawasaki ZRX1100
i didn't know jesus christ rode. good for him.
Damn, you did some riding! I made it home in about an hour, only to find that the breeder didn't put the dog on the flight that night because it was too hot out, so I could have gone and done some miles with you. We did get the puppy last night, and he is here at work with me. He is fighteningly well behaved; no whining last night, and he is currently resting quietly at my feet as I work.![]()
Yup, those Dunlops will definitely prevent you from riding fast!
In the 3rd pic down what is that thing on the tank of the bike? map?
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When I start my KTM in the morning, rules are broken. Its inevitable...
01 SV650S (RC51 eater)/07 690SM /03 300EXC/14 XTZ1200
TRACKS:Firebird/NHMS/VIR/Calabogie/California Speedway/NJMP/MMC/NYST/Palmer/Thompson/Club Motorsports
i have them. they are NOT hollow. its a plastic knee puck with a Ti shell around it. im still using mine. you dont have to bury your knee with them to make sparks. just touch down
When I start my KTM in the morning, rules are broken. Its inevitable...
01 SV650S (RC51 eater)/07 690SM /03 300EXC/14 XTZ1200
TRACKS:Firebird/NHMS/VIR/Calabogie/California Speedway/NJMP/MMC/NYST/Palmer/Thompson/Club Motorsports
He may be a squid, but dragging knees on the street doesn't fall under the "responsible riding" category either.
"It is important never to forget where u all came from — becoz black, white, brown or pakistani we all come from de same place — de punani."
-Ali G
Triumph Daytona 675 SE
I dunno. Honestly doesn't look like it's taking all that much to get his knee down. Look at the pic again. Looks like a decent sized dude at a pretty reasonable angle. He just throws his knee out and touches down. I bet we all lean that far over on just about every ride. We're just not gettin' off like that. I know a coupla people that can seemingly touch down in a straight line! (Josh, you listening?)...
Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?
nice you could see first hand how much Jake sucks at riding. BTW Jake - got your message, as you expected I can't make it but keep both wheels on the ground this time...
Bras cause cancer.
nothing like this again.....had to bring it up after the knee down pics.....
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Bras cause cancer.
OHHHHH!!! Ya fuckin' cock-knocker........
Well........what are ya gonna do........
I haven't crashed since!!!
(Mostly because my oncologist ripped me a new one for being that stupid with dangerously low blood counts......)
Jake
2006 ZX-10R
1999 Kawasaki ZRX1100