Where are the female sportbike riders in New England?

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Originally Posted by GixerJockey

Yea... but I'm also the guy who's marriage went to shit after 7 months... And now she's stripping and fucking our wedding photographer...


Sooo... FML!

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Now THIS topic deserves it's own thread! :beerbang:

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Originally Posted by rbrais

Now THIS topic deserves it's own thread! :beerbang:

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Or at least a muff guessing game

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Originally Posted by rbrais

Now THIS topic deserves it's own thread! :beerbang:

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No, really, it doesn't. She didn't deserve to have that many words typed about her...

I'm not a prude but I'm not a slut either and I wouldnt wear something like that for just anyone sorry :evil:

Ha I'm not sleeping with anyone sorry boys ;) Anyways, anyone else hate Citizens bank as much as I do right now? Screw them, I'm going over to Bank of America

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Originally Posted by gixxersixxer

I'm not a prude but I'm not a slut either and I wouldnt wear something like that for just anyone sorry :evil:

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Fortunatly Im not just anyone. And I still never said it was for you.

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Originally Posted by gixxersixxer

I'm not a prude but I'm not a slut either and I wouldnt wear something like that for just anyone sorry :evil:

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Fuck it. I'm out!

She's all yours Dolla...

Hey baby :naughty

haha okay well i still wouldn't be in the vicinity of you if you were wearing that lol i've seen them before though, they sell them at spencers i think

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Originally Posted by hessogood

match.com is much less pathetic than this thread. However, if you keep posting what you think is clever stuff adding a touch of sexual talk and test the limit maybe she will sleep with all of you, or maybe you'll just remain pathetic.

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Holy shit balls, this welcome thread is still going strong and nobody has a date with her yet? :mope:

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Originally Posted by gixxersixxer

haha okay well i still wouldn't be in the vicinity of you if you were wearing that

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What if I wasnt wearing them?

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Originally Posted by Pittenger5

What if I wasnt wearing them?

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then your joke goes no where :dunno:

As in you were naked? I'd be cross country :)

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Originally Posted by bigred875

then your joke goes no where :dunno:

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Richie's joke is an allegory for this thread. He's deep, like Socrates, f'shizzle.

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Originally Posted by gixxersixxer

As in you were naked? I'd be cross country :)

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:spit:

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Originally Posted by GixerJockey

Yea... but I'm also the guy who's marriage went to shit after 7 months... And now she's stripping and fucking our wedding photographer...


Sooo... FML!

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meh

Mine left the day before valentines via text message took nude photos with our photographer, started stripping in jersey got divorced on our 1 year ani now she's pregnant and guess who the father is?? she doesn't know

we should start a group

eta but not in a gay way

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Originally Posted by DaSarge

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Dammit wingman! Help me out here

Wow you guys are some shitty luck! That's horrible!

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Originally Posted by Pittenger5

Dammit wingman! Help me out here

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uhh.uh..Noel told me Richie was hung like an elephant, I guess they did a photoshoot together...Something about needing ideas about something to get back at someone?..Noel called me giggling about it.

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Originally Posted by gixxersixxer

Wow you guys are some shitty luck! That's horrible!

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It's cool, I banged the maid of honor on the kitchen table:teehee:

Oh so he's gay?

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Originally Posted by G21forme

It's cool, I banged the maid of honor on the kitchen table:teehee:

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Wow people are fucked. What ever happened to loyalty? Going , going, GONE!

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Originally Posted by gixxersixxer

Oh so he's gay?

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Ok so that apparently backfired lol..umm..put it this way..look at the guy, he'll never cheat on you!:spit:

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Originally Posted by gixxersixxer

Oh so he's gay?

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Noel? Definitely. Me? I just enjoy a good practical joke.

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Originally Posted by DaSarge

Ok so that apparently backfired lol..umm..put it this way..look at the guy, he'll never cheat on you!:spit:

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Bahah, is it bad I took that as a compliment, then about a minute later was like ... HEEEEYYYYYYY