Hey Doc/Garadman

[carsick]

I just took out my street bike for a ride.

It's only OK if it's a Ninja 250. You'll never use all the passive/agression.

[Garandman]

You really know how to fuck up a joke.
Take some sarcasm pills before logging into the interwebs next time.

And for the record, I was born when you were riding.

Oh, my sincerest of apologies, master of interwebz! Did you really mean sarcasm? It seems what you were trying to do is actually called "satire." If you desire satire, check out my profile pic.

When someone writes:

/And I didn't wave to any biker I saw in the rode.

...Not to mention "Garadman" in the title, those who do not know you might have difficulty understanding why you started a troll thread without being able to construct sentences or spell.

Where do you get these sarcasm pills? As one not current on mood-altering medication, you could do me and the rest of forum a real service. Are grammar and spelling pills available? Wheelie pills? I'm so sheltered!

I think this showdown requires a dance off.

Need pills for that, as well. Hook me up! All we have in Southie is Oxycontin and Heroin. I'm not into downers.

Let me save this thread with a little Ewa Sonnet.

[csmutty]

BTW, do I know you? I don't think so, so I'm trying to figure out why I would care. As long as you aren't riding naked in front of my daughters, knock yourself out.

What if I....oh nevermind.

[CEO]

what about crying babies on airplanes?

what kind of bike should i get for my first bike?

should we have to buy wristbands at the track as racers?

is obama a muslim?

Is gun control a good idea?

why didn't everyone vote for ron paul?

what do you think about the eject helmet system?

[Garandman]

What if I....oh nevermind.

They said "We'll wait."

[csmutty]

Hey greg...

[OreoGaborio]

A couple of guys ain't gonna fuckin lift this one up.

For what it's worth, Jim... this thread had potential. Unfortunately you had to involve a couple of joke assasins.

[yesterdayze]

Oh and Doc can wheelie... I remember a ride one day right after he gave a speech about safety and safe riding to some new guys that had rode (road...see, now I'm so confused... rhode, there we go) in without their gear....

Jim could probably get lessons from him ?

[KawiSmurf]

A couple of guys ain't gonna fuckin lift this one up.

Trying buffing it out first. If that doesn't work, use Engine Ice.

[Pigman]

Jims Gixxah card has been Bumped up to GOLD Staus..............

[tsorfas]

Jims Gixxah card has been Bumped up to GOLD Staus..............

what does it take for platinum?

[Pigman]

More Tape!!!!! LOLOLZ

[OreoGaborio]

Bullshit, you fools! Jim's gixxadood card status will always be chrome! It can't get no highah!

[tsorfas]

More Tape!!!!! LOLOLZ

bahahahajhahahaha

[Pigman]

[KnuckleBallz]

This dude Garadman really took that as a personal attack, hahaha.

[Eddie]

Some the posts here remind me...some kid in another forum posted that he was trying to install a vibrator to his bikes rear seat...odd

On other news, Doc Sucks.

[Doc]

Et Tu Brute?

[Garandman]

This dude Garadman really took that as a personal attack, hahaha.

Did you know there is a guy on Facebook named "Garadman?" And he looks pissed.

[Chippertheripper]

what does it take for platinum?

This:

[tsorfas]

I was wondering who was missing from this thread! ^ LOL

[G21forme]

Hey greg...

bwahahaha