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Sexy bike swap

  1. 04-14-26, 10:08 AM #1
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    Sexy bike swap

    SEXY BIKES ONLY


    I have a 2020 BMW R1250GS Adventure.

    I'm looking to ride a few other bikes to try out. Looking to "meet up" (no winks) and you can toss your thighs around the GSA while I straddle your hog.

    Bikes I want to ride:

    2001+ GL1800 Goldwing
    2016+ Goldwing
    2015+ BMW R1200RT
    2015+ BMW R1200RS
    2021+ BMW R1250RT
    2019+ BMW R1250RS

    No timeframe in mind, but I'm out here in Western MA near some good roads. Probably not so many of these bikes on here, but figured it was worth a shot.

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  2. 04-14-26, 11:31 AM #2
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    Re: Sexy bike swap

    I see a lot of head to toe hi vis on this ride.....

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  3. 04-14-26, 11:40 AM #3
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    Re: Sexy bike swap

    Sadly unable to wife swap (I asked), but willing to check your oil.

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  4. 04-14-26, 12:19 PM #4
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    Re: Sexy bike swap

    I would think a BMW dealer would have some if not most of those bikes available for test rides.

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  5. 04-14-26, 12:45 PM #5
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    Re: Sexy bike swap

    If my DR650 isn’t sexy enough, I can also offer a Honda Monkey

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  6. 04-14-26, 12:45 PM #6
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    Re: Sexy bike swap

    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    Sadly unable to wife swap (I asked), but willing to check your oil.

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    Re: Sexy bike swap

    Some of the best times between motorcycles was the few years I rode all the bikes I got to try out!

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  8. 04-14-26, 01:37 PM #8
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    Re: Sexy bike swap

    You could join Yankee Beemers and go to any breakfast meeting.

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  9. 04-14-26, 05:37 PM #9
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    Re: Sexy bike swap

    What, you don't want to try my Buell Ulysses XT? I thought you wanted sexy bikes?

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  10. 04-14-26, 07:48 PM #10
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    Re: Sexy bike swap

    Misleading title, I saw sexy bike swap, then saw the list and said… DaFuck?

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    Re: Sexy bike swap

    You can try my RC8R or EXCF any time!

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  12. 04-15-26, 08:21 AM #12
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    Re: Sexy bike swap

    Sexy like chinos?

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    Re: Sexy bike swap

    Quote Originally Posted by Paul_E_D View Post
    Sexy like chinos?
    Jorts and socks with sandals.

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    Re: Sexy bike swap

    Quote Originally Posted by TheIglu View Post
    Jorts and socks with sandals.
    If the socks aren't black, we can't be friends.

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  15. 04-15-26, 11:43 AM #15
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    Re: Sexy bike swap

    Quote Originally Posted by TheIglu View Post
    Jorts and socks with sandals.
    Where my white new balance 624 boys at?

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  16. 04-15-26, 11:54 AM #16
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    Re: Sexy bike swap

    is a Rokon sexy ?

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