Useful tips for you street riders

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Originally Posted by Jim

when bringing a 1st time passenger out on bald NTEC tires in 50 degree weather, make sure it's not going to rain

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November, and you're still trying to pull ass with bike rides???






Wait, maybe this was genius.

Offer a bike ride to get her wet. Take her out in the rain and REALLY get her wet. Manage to get her back safe... offer comfort.



As you were...

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Originally Posted by GixerJockey

November, and you're still trying to pull ass with bike rides???
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Absolutely.

"now let's get you out of those wet clothes" :naughty

For the first time in... well, forever... You have colored me impressed.

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Originally Posted by fromario

if you own a Ducati, make sure you torque/loctite every single bolt, nut, fastener, everywhere on the bike prior to pulling out of your garage... every time...

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Yeah, 'cause I've had to do that every day for the last 20 years. :rolleyes:

PhilB

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Originally Posted by PhilB

Yeah, 'cause I've had to do that every day for the last 20 years. :rolleyes:

PhilB

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Phil, loctite your shirt. The A-Rab guy was making joke.

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Originally Posted by Tricky Mike

Phil, loctite your shirt. The A-Rab guy was making joke.

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I can't afford to make jokes when I'm living my life a quarter mile at a time

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Originally Posted by Tricky Mike

Phil, loctite your shirt. The A-Rab guy was making joke.

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Ha ha. Very funny. It is to laugh.

PhilB

Gas guages are full of shit.

Learned that the hard way with my then day old VFR1200 on the way to work. 592 Lbs plus luggage is a bitch to try and push.

also if your going to wear a one pc on the street, take a shit before hand, and take one more before you leave the house. Its awkard to take a dump in a 1 pc. unfortuntly this has happened to me way to many times.

If you ever find yourself pushing your Yamaha through a gas station on your way to a dealership because of faulty start button contacts and some doucher wanna be 1%-er Harley rider is at said gas station and gives you a shit-eating grin as you push your foreign-made motorcycle past him, the words "I'd rather be pushing this than riding that" must be spoken.

You should be coordinating your tips with Ken!

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Originally Posted by jhawley

It is awkward to take a dump IN a 1 pc. Unfortunately this has happened to me way too many times.

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It's less awkward if you take the dump outside of the 1 pc.

No, he actuall shit his leathers once...

I know, I just couldn't believe that's what he meant...

Wirelessly posted

Fuckers.