BIKINI BIKE WASH THIS SUNDAY (7/26) !!!!

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Originally Posted by gixxersixxer

Please it's 2009. Everyone puts out. :spit:

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There's the mind tactics again...:spit: There are going to be 49% guys there that are trying to wooo a girl into getting laid...there are going to be 49% more who are going to try and pay the girls to get laid...and a whole 2% who are there to get their bikes washed by a couple of hot girls. :mope:

Will I be washed along with the bike if I'm sitting on it?

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Originally Posted by kb1ioq

There's the mind tactics again...:spit: There are going to be 49% guys there that are trying to wooo a girl into getting laid...there are going to be 49% more who are going to try and pay the girls to get laid...and a whole 2% who are there to get their bikes washed by a couple of hot girls. :mope:

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Bike washing comes first. If you need more then pursue the females after you have tipped them :naughty However, I cannot guarantee they will put out...you will have to have mad skills :bananna:

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Originally Posted by gixxersixxer

Don't worry, none of the female coworkers will be doing the washing. The GM prefers we don't

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Im out.

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Originally Posted by bostongixxer

Will I be washed along with the bike if I'm sitting on it?

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Hmm that would be up to the girls of whatever station you go to

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Originally Posted by Pittenger5

Im out.

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I'm still gunna be there, just can't guarantee I'll be allowed to wash anything. But I live a minute from work so if he decides I can then I will be back in just a few minutes :shredder:

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Originally Posted by gixxersixxer

I'm still gunna be there, just can't guarantee I'll be allowed to wash anything. But I live a minute from work so if he decides I can then I will be back in just a few minutes :shredder:

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I will smack him in the mouth and say New Chick washes my bike.

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Originally Posted by gixxersixxer

Bike washing comes first. If you need more then pursue the females after you have tipped them :naughty However, I cannot guarantee they will put out...you will have to have mad skills :bananna:

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Don't need anything of the sort, I can get the bike washed at home + without having to spit any game, no need to use the skills any more.




I was just trying to stir the pot :naughty

Hell Yea :naughty

Richie...she invited you back to her place! Get there son

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Originally Posted by seth399

Richie...she invited you back to her place! Get there son

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HA that's a stretch Seth :spit:

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Originally Posted by kb1ioq

There's the mind tactics again...:spit: There are going to be 49% guys there that are trying to wooo a girl into getting laid...there are going to be 49% more who are going to try and pay the girls to get laid...and a whole 2% who are there to get their bikes washed by a couple of hot girls. :mope:

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Don't forget the .5% there to make fun of New CHick and the rest of the... hmmmm... I'm trying to think of an appropriate term. Any help?

Richie if you spent the amount of time and effort you expend trying to get laid on NESR on actual real-life girls in normal social situations, you may have actually gotten laid by now :idea:

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Originally Posted by ceo and a bunch of numbers

Richie if you spent the amount of time and effort you expend trying to get laid on NESR on actual real-life girls in normal social situations, you may have actually gotten laid by now :idea:

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:lmao:

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Originally Posted by ceo and a bunch of numbers

Richie if you spent the amount of time and effort you expend trying to get laid on NESR on actual real-life girls in normal social situations, you may have actually gotten laid by now :idea:

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:spit:


But it's true!

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Originally Posted by kb1ioq

Don't need anything of the sort, I can get the bike washed at home + without having to spit any game, no need to use the skills any more.

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I hear the skillz :jerkit: just change after marriage :poke:

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Originally Posted by scubasteveRR

I hear the skillz :jerkit: just change after marriage :poke:

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Keep wishing, if only you knew :teehee:

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Originally Posted by ceo and a bunch of numbers

Richie if you spent the amount of time and effort you expend trying to get laid on NESR on actual real-life girls in normal social situations, you may have actually gotten laid by now :idea:

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But I havent met New Chick in person ... yet

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Originally Posted by Pittenger5

But I havent met New Chick in person ... yet

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The restraining order she's filing right now says that will continue to be the case.

BAHAHAHAHAHA

http://www.benjaminbloodworth.com/bl...ng-240x300.jpg

20 bucks says Richie will show up with a goofy smile and stare at his shoes, kicking rocks, shifty eyes looking around the parking lot, not talk to any of the girls, and have a 2 inch tower of power poking out of his sweatpants.

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Originally Posted by ceo and a bunch of numbers

20 bucks says Richie will show up with a goofy smile and stare at his shoes, kicking rocks, shifty eyes looking around the parking lot, not talk to any of the girls, and have a 2 inch tower of power poking out of his sweatpants.

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:spit:

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Originally Posted by ceo and a bunch of numbers

20 bucks says Richie will show up with a goofy smile and stare at his shoes, kicking rocks, shifty eyes looking around the parking lot, not talk to any of the girls, and have a 2 inch tower of power poking out of his sweatpants.

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:spit:

Poor Riche :sad2: