Would sux ...................
PS I need a good ass kicking
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Would sux ...................
PS I need a good ass kicking
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:stupid: that you for writing up my new group ride rules..lolQuote:
Originally posted by Stoneman
I'm itchin' to ride. PLANNING on gettin' up & washing the beast. HOPEFULLY leaving from my place (Center Barnstead) by 11:00, at the latest...
I have absolutely no clue where I'm going or how long I'll be. It may turn out to be just a coupla hours, it may turn out to be 'til night. I dunno...
Hell, I don't even know if I'll be on the road by 11:00. Then again, I may get up extra early. Again, I dunno...
I'm always skeptical about riding with people I don't know. So I guess I'll lay down some quick guidelines in case there's any takers...
Here's how I ride with a group:
-However the fuckin' mood suits me. If I don't feel like passing 23 cages in one whack, I don't. If I DO feel like it, I do...
-If ya start passing like a fuckin' idiot, you're on your own. We'll stop, I'll tell you to fuck off and you'll be on your way...
-If you ride like a fuckin' idiot, again you're on your own. See above...
-I don't like people trying to show others up. If we're not going fast enough, tough shit. Find someone else to go ride with...
-If we're going too fast for you, chill the fuck out. We'll wait when we need to. Don't be a hero and try to keep up if it's not your style...
-I don't like people riding next to me. If you start showing me your front tire, we're pulling over and I'm smashing you in the face with my helmet...
-I don't like people riding up my ass. Start that, see above...
-I stop whenever I damn well feel like it. And I'll have more than one smoke when I do, maybe even pull a one-hitter. I get back on the road when I'm damn good & ready...
-I have a bladder like a schoolgirl. Jay (hessogood), don't get excited. It only means if we stop to rehydrate, I'll be making a piss stop soon thereafter...
-My bike's a PIG. We'll be stopping for petrol every 100 miles or so...
Now let's have fun, damnit!
:bs: There never was a ride planned. If anyone showed up for the ride they would've been given a paint brush and put to work...or got a helmet to the face for their troubles. :poke:Quote:
Originally posted by Stoneman
I STILL can't figure out why no one showed up for my little jaunt... :dunno:
I hope you would've atleast shared the :beer: and the :smoker if the paint brush was chosen over the helmet.
HAHA! Nah, just wanted to make sure any FNG's that may have showed up knew where I was coming from... :DQuote:
Originally posted by mikeb
:spit: maybe cause it sounded like you just wanted an excuse to kick someones ass! :lol: :lol:
Sure there was! Originally planned to leave my place at 11:00. Got pushed off a few hours 'cuzza painting. Ended up washing my bike around 2:30 and heading out. Pretty much as advertised...Quote:
Originally posted by wylee
:bs: There never was a ride planned.
If any one showed up, we woulda went riding. If any one got a helmet to the face, it woulda been there own fault! :DQuote:
Originally posted by wylee
If anyone showed up for the ride they would've been given a paint brush and put to work...or got a helmet to the face for their troubles. :poke:
I hope you would've atleast shared the :beer: and the :smoker if the paint brush was chosen over the helmet.
And yes, I share... :lol:
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Originally posted by Stoneman
Sure there was! Originally planned to leave my place at 11:00. Got pushed off a few hours 'cuzza painting. Ended up washing my bike around 2:30 and heading out. Pretty much as advertised...
If any one showed up, we woulda went riding. If any one got a helmet to the face, it woulda been there own fault! :D
And yes, I share... :lol: [/B][/QUOTE]
Who do you know that opens his house to a bunch of ass holes . every year after year .. Any one who says other is full of shit .
I allways got your back brother Jay ........................
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Originally posted by beet
Who do you know that opens his house to a bunch of ass holes . every year after year .. Any one who says other is full of shit .
I allways got your back brother Jay ........................
:hellyeah: The Stoneman must be alright...he rides a TL:drink:
beet, :beer: <---I owe yah a beer I wouldn't've found this site without yer posts on the TLzone. Thanks man!