Does anyones girlfriend/wife have a crush on Jeff wood???

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Dollar Bill Races Fastest When He wears Boxer Shorts that Have Turtles Driving race cars on them.

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Originally Posted by seth399

ahahha this thread has so much wrong with it...I love it

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it would seem all it is missing sethy boy.....is some hot chicks with dog poo!!!

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Originally Posted by BLACK SQUIRREL

fact:

Dollar Bill Races Fastest When He wears Boxer Shorts that Have Turtles Driving race cars on them.

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I wore my rubber ducky boxers on sunday, its why I DNFed. I just figured they might being me luck in the rain

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Originally Posted by -jro-

it would seem all it is missing sethy boy.....is some hot chicks with dog poo!!!

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aaaaaaaaha :cyber::sanchez:

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Originally Posted by seth399

hey, I'm not the one that allegedly had his penis out in the pits :spit::spit:

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I thought I felt a chill.:jackie:

Glad I never had kids.......

If this was 13x.com, I'd nominate this thread for "best of".

Johnny B, you want to handle that?

Rename - " Kill a bitch with a torque wrench" or " Penis in the paddock"

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Originally Posted by palanon

Rename - "Kill a bitch with a torque wrench" or "Penis in the paddock"

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Don't get me going.......

And it's "haddock", you twit.

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Originally Posted by Johnny B

Don't get me going.......

And it's "haddock", you twit.

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Hey, someone already stated " Attention in the haddock " is YOUR line. I didn't want to infringe on your Copy Right.

It's bad enough that I say it on the P.A. system all the time, bikes OR cars, out of force of habit. Most are thinking " WTF?! I must of heard that wrong. "

I think of you and the story every time I do it. :wub:

The guy running the dyno for ASRA spent two days wondering if he was hearing it right......... :teehee:

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Originally Posted by pps216

yeah since then it has only gotten worse....the funny thing is since not bringing her to the track ive won 3 times haha....

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I'm gonna put an end to you winning soon enough son. I'ma working on that SV thang. Tis a little different from the tard but soon enough son. I'sa cumin for you's

KB

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Originally Posted by -jro-

:wub::wub::wub::wub: not gonna lie, guys who drag knees definitely drop panties :teehee:

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BS.. I drop my knee all over and every time I walk by you or Alex NEITHER of you drop your drawers.....

So there...

Fitz

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Originally Posted by Jaynnus

on your knees on the track eh? :naughty

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I set 'em up... You knock 'em down... :lmao: :lmao:

:wub:

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Originally Posted by seth399

hey, I'm not the one that allegedly had his penis out in the pits :spit::spit:

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Wow, two posts in the same thread where I can confidently reply, "What a relief. Glad I'm not the only one..."

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Originally Posted by Fitz

BS.. I drop my knee all over and every time I walk by you or Alex NEITHER of you drop your drawers.....

So there...

Fitz

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Neither of them wear drawers of any kind.

I mean I don't know that for a fact, but..

Anyway.

Fast and fuckable often coincide.

I said Jeff was hot, not that I wanted to marry him....ya'll are crazy! (this is bdawkins girlfriend by the way...) I just figured I would clear my name from a racer chaser and everything else...

And I guess I have to talk to my boyfriend about "keeping me on a leash". Smart hunny...real smart!

:spit:

Hi Mrs bdawkins20!!

:wavey:

Maybe if you have seconds after Jeff on your woman, you'll go a litter faster...

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Originally Posted by bdawkins20

I said Jeff was hot, not that I wanted to marry him....ya'll are crazy! (this is bdawkins girlfriend by the way...) I just figured I would clear my name from a racer chaser and everything else...

And I guess I have to talk to my boyfriend about "keeping me on a leash". Smart hunny...real smart!

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:lmao: :lmao:


Well, that'll teach you to sign off when you're done using the computer... :lol:

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Originally Posted by LowSider

Maybe if you have seconds after Jeff on your woman, you'll go a litter faster...

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fast by osmosis?

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Originally Posted by jnm988

fast by osmosis?

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You can catch other things that way... Why not try to catch some fast?

Jen.....How the fu*k did you get on here???........

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Originally Posted by bdawkins20

I said Jeff was hot, not that I wanted to marry him....ya'll are crazy! (this is bdawkins girlfriend by the way...) I just figured I would clear my name from a racer chaser and everything else...

And I guess I have to talk to my boyfriend about "keeping me on a leash". Smart hunny...real smart!

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Oh jesus here we go with the boyfriend and the girlfriend on the same forum.

Time for popcorn. This got stoopid last time.

KB

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Originally Posted by bdawkins20

I said Jeff was hot, not that I wanted to marry him....ya'll are crazy! (this is bdawkins girlfriend by the way...) I just figured I would clear my name from a racer chaser and everything else...

And I guess I have to talk to my boyfriend about "keeping me on a leash". Smart hunny...real smart!

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Ask us if we care what you said, if we're crazy, or if you're a racer chaser

Shit, I'm a racer chaser... you telling me that's a bad thing? ;)

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Originally Posted by bdawkins20

I said Jeff was hot, not that I wanted to marry him....ya'll are crazy! (this is bdawkins girlfriend by the way...) I just figured I would clear my name from a racer chaser and everything else...

And I guess I have to talk to my boyfriend about "keeping me on a leash". Smart hunny...real smart!

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BWHAHAHAHA BUSTED!!! :spit:

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Originally Posted by jnm988

Neither of them wear drawers of any kind.

I mean I don't know that for a fact, but..

Anyway.

Fast and fuckable often coincide.

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:teehee: Laguna is only a few short weeks away Jackie :jackie:

I always log off when I'm finished...just to avoid that issue...