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Don't leave your keys in your bike.

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    Don't leave your keys in your bike.

    I learned a valuable lesson yesterday.

    I come back from the Novice classroom to find my bike GONE.

    At first I was like, where did I leave it?, then I thought maybe one of the Vermont crew took it for a spin... Nope.

    It was my motard that I only ride in Novice and sometimes Intermediate sessions,... this was during the Advanced session.

    Who the hell would take my bike without asking?







    It was Oxx. Go figure. The last time he took my bike out he crashed it.


    Oxx Sucks. :



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    Re: Don't leave your keys in your bike.

    Who has a turd with keys?!

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    Re: Don't leave your keys in your bike.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chippertheripper View Post
    Who has a turd with keys?!
    It is street legal. Hannah even had to do the blinker waver to tell me my blinker was on.

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    Re: Don't leave your keys in your bike.

    Quote Originally Posted by catamount View Post
    You do not belong in the Pit Area.

    BEGONE!

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    Re: Don't leave your keys in your bike.

    So is mine...I hope you were signalling the right direction, mr safetypants.

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    Re: Don't leave your keys in your bike.

    ADATT?

    (all directionals all the time)

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    Re: Don't leave your keys in your bike.

    The Horn came in handy.

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    Re: Don't leave your keys in your bike.

    Hrmmm... I seem to recall your Hawk and 748 experiencing similar issues last year.

    :whistle innocently:

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    Re: Don't leave your keys in your bike.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kurlon View Post
    Hrmmm... I seem to recall your Hawk and 748 experiencing similar issues last year.

    :whistle innocently:
    It's a conspiracy!

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    Re: Don't leave your keys in your bike.

    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    It's a conspiracy!
    Hah. It kinda was. I *think* we managed to get all your bikes on track in parade formation while you were corner working if I remember correctly.


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    Re: Don't leave your keys in your bike.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kurlon View Post
    Hah. It kinda was. I *think* we managed to get all your bikes on track in parade formation while you were corner working if I remember correctly.

    Guilty

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    Once again I DID NOT crash the hawk. It remained on 2 wheels. Someone else crashed into it while I was riding it.
    And trust me, I was sorry that I took the tard. It ran like crap

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    You know what valuable lesson I learned? Never ride anything doc owns.

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    Re: Don't leave your keys in your bike.

    Quote Originally Posted by SVRACER01 View Post
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    Once again I DID NOT crash the hawk. It remained on 2 wheels. Someone else crashed into it while I was riding it.
    And trust me, I was sorry that I took the tard. It ran like crap
    Oh yes... Remind me to talk to Wookie.

    I bet you like the kickstand though.

    The Tard ran fine for me. It needs some suspension work and maybe a carb tweak... then again I wasn't running it in advanced. Was that your first tard ride?

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    Re: Don't leave your keys in your bike.

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    You know what valuable lesson I learned? Never ride anything doc owns.
    That's what she said.

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    Re: Don't leave your keys in your bike.

    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Was that your first tard ride?
    Unfortunately for me it was not Oxx's first tard ride!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tls25rs View Post
    Unfortunately for me it was not Oxx's first tard ride!
    Oh christ! He blew yours up! I am SOOooo glad mine "ran like shit"

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    Re: Don't leave your keys in your bike.

    Quote Originally Posted by ThisBitch View Post
    That's what she said.

    oh snap. I see what you did there.

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    Re: Don't leave your keys in your bike.

    What we seem to have here is the "circle of fail".

    And oddly you all pass with flying colors when it comes to failing... lol

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    Re: Don't leave your keys in your bike.

    Quote Originally Posted by tls25rs View Post
    Unfortunately for me it was not Oxx's first tard ride!
    Elaborate Joel?

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    Re: Don't leave your keys in your bike.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chippertheripper View Post
    Elaborate Joel?
    Come find me at the track this weekend. Hopefully Oxx will be around so he can tell the story. At this point to me it is a funny recollection of something from a long time ago. Just thought the idea that Oxx hadn't ridden a motard was funny.

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    Re: Don't leave your keys in your bike.

    That's ok Doc when Ox wasn't looking I took his race bike out.

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    That's ok Doc when Ox wasn't looking I took his race bike out.

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    I am doing that next.

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    Re: Don't leave your keys in your bike.

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    That's ok Doc when Ox wasn't looking I took his race bike out.

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