WHY ?

[davegsxrold929r]

WHY ???


is kip gay .... ???

mike so tall ..... ??


and lew so short and gay ???


and Gman., a sallie ??

[Kip]

I have asked myself the same question time and time again. But the question I can't seem to answer is WHY is Dave so slow

[Degsy]

Let me grab my popcorn.


There, got it. Off you go guys.

degs

[Kip]

Degsy do me a favor and just get your bike out of Faggen's place.

[davegsxrold929r]

Originally posted by Kip
I have asked myself the same question time and time again. But the question I can't seem to answer is WHY is Dave so slow

thats easy ., i ride like a girl., so i do not know what that makes lou., an even slower girl ??

and as for that kip fag., he just has no brains.. .. so can go fast ...

[LM954RR]

I ponder the same questions regularly.

The only logical solution i have come up with is....the smarter (more common sense) a person has, the slower they tend to go.....and Kip.....he figures, a week in the hospital means a week out of the house and away from his motherly choirs, therefore....he's racing for a vacation. But~ I can assure you all of one thing...I am not nearly as ugly as any of you.


The more i think of the situation....the more i think i might go race for team webcrush. Maybe then I could go fast.

[Kip]

But~ I can assure you all of one thing...I am not nearly as ugly as any of you.

Lew, even the 60 year old ladies thought you were retarded last time we went out.


The more i think of the situation....the more i think i might go race for team webcrush. Maybe then I could go fast.

Anything might hepl your slow ass.

[LM954RR]

Thanks a lot you fuckin fuck.

Fuck fuckity fucken fuck!

Oh....and Spell Check....might help your illiterate ass.

Anything might hepl your slow ass.

[Collision pro]

Hey....I'm not tall!! I have shunk to 4'9"!! Lew you should join Webdouche so he can teach you how to go slower each year. He's a master at that!!

[GMAN226]

So when is our next bench racing session. Considering that is all that we all do well... I propose we go out on Sat night.. Say Boston???


G-man

[Collision pro]

Why do we have to go all the way to Boston to tell you your slow??

[GMAN226]

Because my idea of fun isn't sitting in a lame bar in RI staring at each other.....I may be slow but at least my collar bone is intact

[Collision pro]

But....I like looking at you!! My wing will be good in two years so be nice!

[davegsxrold929r]

damn broken people., .,


and G how is the little one ??


and lew

and kip

[Collision pro]

Originally posted by davegsxrold929r
damn broken people., .,


and G how is the little one ??


and lew

and kip

I'm not broken...well not until I don't something stupid!!

[Kip]

Why does Dave have to buy a new bike, new truck and new trailer just so he can still be the slowest guy on the track.
If you want to look cool just come over to my house and I can get you to clean the house, take out the poopy pal, walk the dog, pick up the dogs shit with your bare hands, and so on.......
This is how you become fast and cool.

[LM954RR]

Kipper wrote
clean the house, take out the poopy pal, walk the dog, pick up the dogs shit with your bare hands,

And there you have it.......

My theory is that Lip is not racing....but rather... running....from this hectic schedule which is his daily reality, when he hits the track.

[Kip]

Lew, get with the program. We all know I'm not racing I'm just out having fun. If I was racing I would have the track record by now with all this built up frustration.

Someday Lew you will live the good life like me:
1. I haven't left my house since the week before X-mas to do work.
2. I just ordered a new company car.
3. I just did my expense report which paid for 3/4 of my X-mas shopping.
4. I just got a raise because my boss thinks I'm doing a good job.
5. I found out I had kidney stones last week, and it didn't even hurt when I passed them.
6. Karen will be traveling a lot in Jan. so I can stay on the computer until after 8:00 PM.

Should I keep going on........

[bentbryan]

kidney stones?!

[Kip]

That's right kid Kidney Stones!!!!!!!!!!!!! When you get to be our age you will see what life is all about.

[davegsxrold929r]

Originally posted by Kip
That's right kid Kidney Stones!!!!!!!!!!!!! When you get to be our age you will see what life is all about.

hahah ain't that the truth....


now go clean something..... you dirty little biotch.....




and you are giving me a complex about being slow.... i just may cry ..... where is lew i need a should to cry on., he know all about being slow ....

[WebCrush]

Originally posted by Kip

1. I haven't left my house since the week before X-mas to do work.

my company no longer has a local office, so they gave us all the equipment, desks, etc to work from home. we've been told we can work anywhere we like as long as we have a phone (cell) and computer(laptop).

hmmm. . . travel around the country, live in the trailer, work on the weekdays, race on weekend?

[Kip]

Dave I would like to see you and Lew struggle to do 1:20's all year long.

[davegsxrold929r]

Originally posted by Kip
Dave I would like to see you and Lew struggle to do 1:20's all year long.

ouch ., now that hurt... i will be down to the 16's this season., not 15's like you oh great one., but still... and i was running 20's flat on the SV., pretty sad i feel faster on the SV than the 600... LOL.... someday we will be like you...


now go change that diaper., and get me a beer...

[legalspeed]

Originally posted by davegsxrold929r


now go change that diaper., and get me a beer...

Biotch!