The Cock and the Hen House

The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept
in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went
missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he
started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a
cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock
that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY
cock?"

All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.