WHY AM I MARRIED?

- unknown


You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted"

next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine!"

Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"

second guy remarks, "YOu're lucky. Mine's still alive."

Why do most husbands die before their wives do?................
















Because they want to!

:D

Man God LOVED those!! :lol:

Al Bundy set me free

Why does a divorce cost so much?

It's worth it.

I'm getting married in May

And ...........May that day never come!..........:D

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Originally posted by trackdog
I'm getting married in May

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Run Forest!!!! Run!!!!!

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