That'll do, dryer donkey...that'll do...

Being new years day, and seeing as I had nothing else pressing to do, I decided to do a load of laundry. Things started out fairly normally, I got my laundry in the basket and headed to our complex's laundry room to secure myself a few washing machines (I do laundry in bulk, because I am lazy).

But what is this I spy perched atop the dryers? Is it a bird? A plane? Possibly some sort of evil bird-plane?

http://www.essnh.com/darrellh/Dryer%...Image00002.jpg

Upon closer inspection, it appears to be some sort of laundry donkey. Clearly put there in order to ward off the gnomes who steal my socks while they're drying.

http://www.essnh.com/darrellh/Dryer%...Image00003.jpg

What's this? A note? Some batshit insane resident is asking that we leave the donkey on the dryer, lest the laundry gnomes hide behind the dryer waiting to steal her wallet when she comes to collect her dried clothes?

http://www.essnh.com/darrellh/Dryer%...Image00007.jpg

No, it appears that this is an Official Dryer Donkey (tm), placed here by my condo management company in their infinite wisdom. And they have asked that we kindly leave the donkey in it's place, under penalty of...well it doesn't say, but I can only imagine that the penalty for dryer donkey theft must be quite severe.

http://www.essnh.com/darrellh/Dryer%...Image00006.jpg

The donkey appears peaceful, almost serene, but with a sneaky look in his eye that makes me wonder if he's planning on trying on my pants once I leave the room.

http://www.essnh.com/darrellh/Dryer%...Image00004.jpg

And thus ends our pictorial adventure into the wonder that is Dryer Donkey. But I find myself left with so many unanswered questions. Who is this dryer donkey? Why was he placed there? Does he have a name? Will other beasts of burden be taking up residence at our condo complex, perhaps a Maintenance Room Mule or Entryway Emu?

I feel the need to make the acquaintance of Dryer Donkey somehow, to win his favor in the hopes that he might bestow mystical powers of staciclessness and quick drying upon my humble clothings. Perhaps I will make him a hat. Donkeys like hats, right?

:lolup: :lolup: :lolup: :lolup: :lolup: :lolup:

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For those who wish to follow the continuing saga of Dryer Donkey

Choo leave my leetle cosin alone, essay. :mad:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...r/a667153b.jpg

Those arent eyes, those are cameras.

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Originally posted by OreoGitorio
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:hellyeah:

"It leaves the Donkey on the dryer or else It gets the hose again."
:D

bwahahhaha

It seems to be a mexican vodoo doll of some sorts,...my girl complained that my underwear was missing evertime she did laundry up the street. The woman who worked there said she would take care of it. The next thing you know Donkey was on guard and underwear stopped dissapearing. Fucked up i know but true. All hale the Donkey God's and sack support's have been safe eversince. :D

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Originally posted by Honclfibr
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:lol: I was dying laughing reading some of those posts

I was dying laughing as soon as i saw what would quickly become my new avatar

That was good of you to get Dryer Donkey a riding companion. Beasts of burden need to be ridden.

I do think that you need to put a ski cap on him instead of the paper hat.

you need to make a beer offering to your fine donkey friend.

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Originally posted by highsider
Choo leave my leetle cosin alone, essay. :mad:

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:lolup:

Wait....

What ?

Now I have to register at SA just so I can see the continuance of the dryer donkey saga.

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Originally posted by JeffL
Now I have to register at SA just so I can see the continuance of the dryer donkey saga.

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When the fuck did that happen? I kept up right until this afternoon and NOW I have to register?

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Originally posted by dhuze
When the fuck did that happen? I kept up right until this afternoon and NOW I have to register?

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Lets just say..........I'm retarded.

Carry on.

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Originally posted by JeffL
Lets just say..........I'm retarded.

Carry on.

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Your retarded!

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Originally posted by dhuze
Your retarded!

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You used the wrong form of "you're".

Whos laughing now, fuckface? :twofinger

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Originally posted by JeffL
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Whos laughing now, fuckface? :twofinger

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I AM!

Thats the joke

FuckFace

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Is that per chance the 11.88$ plug in once-electric donkey from the Wal-Mart nativity scene? ..looks familiar*.



* from wal-mart, not nativity scene.



You should sneak the donkey out some night and fill it with concrete, or better yet find a duplicate and fill it with concrete, then swap them every few days to confuse the phuck out of your neighbors.

he needs an eye patch