Oh man, THAT made my day! SUV CARNAGE!!!

Aight, so you know those thick metal access covers you find on city streets that are about 18" by 18" square? Well one of em came loose outside my building & was sitting flat, but w/ one point over the top of the hole.... kinda dangerous, obviously.

So my exterior patrol officer spotted it, came in & told me about it... well since it's right there outside my desk i go to the door to check it out. While i was standing there w/ my exterior, a little Scion XB piece of shit runs over the hole, pushes one corner down into it, the opposite corner comes up & rips 1/2 the bumper off. Now the thing is pointed STRAIGHT up in the air & the very next car, an SUV friggin NAILS the thing head-on! It lifts the SUV about a foot off the ground & i just see about a gallon of oil SHOOT out from the oil pan & dump all over the road. :bananna:

It was awesome :naughty


Unfortunately this means more work for me cuz I just had to coordinate shit w/ 911, record everything that went on & now i gotta go write up an incident report :mope:

But that just made my friggin week :D

I hate suvs






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mini vans

Hey Pete what do you do for work? Sounds exactly like the kinda shit I have to deal with all day.

Ya know what??!!

That would make my friggen day too. That's fuckin awesome:spit: :bash

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Originally Posted by 02Telefonica

Hey Pete what do you do for work? Sounds exactly like the kinda shit I have to deal with all day.

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I'm in corporate security. I do dispatch & act as a communications hub coordinating shit w/ building ops, building managment, building engineers, emergency services etc.







......... In fact I was just in the middle of typing this post about 1/2 an hour ago when I had to coordinate another response to a medical emergency upstairs :mope: Gonna be a busy night of typing up reports for the higher ups :ill:

Thought that type of work sounded familiar.....

I'm a corporate security dispatcher for EMC corporation. We handle everything for North/South America. Are you contracted through a security company, or work directly for the company?

Employed by Allied Barton & paid by the State Street Financial Corporation account.

I'm contracted through Securitas Inc.

pics?

After the Scion hit it, you were thinking, "c'mon...someone nail it!"

That's awesome. Would have been more awesome if the SUV had spinnin' rims. Just because.

I found a pic http://www.island-life.net/anotherSUV.jpg