Who else hates their job?
My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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obsolete
My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
What do you guys do?
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:spit: dear god, ya had me going for a second there
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haha you had me going for a while good one.
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obsolete
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
Listen, prize money . . . throw your ascot in the blender already. :mope:
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So that makes your Freddy? The highschool dropout jock who never made the big game, bought a van to get some alone time with the aformentioned hot chick, but realized she was more into herself then him. Shortly after finding out she wasn't into him became a serious closet case. I mean, c'mon, what kind of man wears a scarf as an accessory?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...54/Freddie.gif
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well played sir, well played
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Went right over my head...
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LOL...my daughter loves Scooby Doo.
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Good one. Had to read it a couple of times as the Scoobie doobie comments had me thinking what you guys were smoking. Never was into Scoobie...
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LOL...it's been so long that I have seen that cartoon that I didn't make the connection...all I kept thinking was... :worthless:
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Id say the whole group is stupid, you think after 50 times of the "ghosts" being creepy people in costume, youd think, hmm, maybe theres no such thing as ghosts and this next case is just another creepy guy in costume.
But I have a scooby doo tattoo, so I shouldnt say shit.
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So 1/2pint must be that lesbian you describe :dunno:
is this why you are always looking to get me drunk and bump uglies with me?
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yea, i wanted to see a pic of this "hot chick" as you described!
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yea, i wanted to see a pic of this "hot chick" as you described!
Ask, and ye shall receive...
http://www.channel4.com/film/media/i...06--film-A.jpg
:beerbang::jackie:
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Got Stalker?
And its not even me this time!
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:lmao:
Good one :hellyeah:
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