So that I can pull up along side the next ignorant, cell-phone toting dickbag that cuts me off, and throw it through their window.
That is all. :mad:
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So that I can pull up along side the next ignorant, cell-phone toting dickbag that cuts me off, and throw it through their window.
That is all. :mad:
Marbles are easier to carry:plusone:
Your profile says your a weapons engineer... can't ya come up with anything cooler than a fuckin brick?
How bout some kinda crazy ray gun that turns them into Carrot Top or somethin?
ball bearings, fishing weights, or you can go old school and carry a getback whipQuote:
Originally Posted by R7
http://www.bikerlawblog.com/media/bl.../bikerwhip.jpg
but those are kinda :ghey:
damn, that smilie is just so appropriate too!
True, but nothing says "Go fuck yourself" quite like a brick. Except, perhaps, a giant hornet's nest or something but that would be a bitch to carry around all the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by R7
:lol: The ones I work on are slightly, uh, bigger than a brick would be. I'd probably get in some kind of trouble if I took out a Wal-Mart in my zest to show Joe Tourist how I feel about his driving skills.Quote:
Originally Posted by OreoGaborio
Just plain Epic!Quote:
Originally Posted by Quigs
Carbonfiber knuckles work well.
2X Last year.
They, Passing me on the highway in the left lane while i'm inthe middle of the right lane. Then turning right, into me while I am at their side view mirror.
GET THE F OFF THE PHONE A HOLE.
what happened?
What are you going to carry for the as*holes that throw there cigarettes out the window while you are behind them? I got hit with 2 out of 3 yesterday.
I wish I could catch them then thow it lit on their lap.Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkfinn
Go faster than everyone else.. problem solved.Quote:
Originally Posted by nt650hawk
YEA.... Kate, My wife says I drive like an old lady.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence
post pics of said bricks thru windows and resulting carnage!
i have a couple friends that mount hammers and retractable batons . . . and one with a fucking samurai sword, on their bikes. that'll get the job done.
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How about paint ball turrets mounted in your fairing?
Perhapse some sulfuric acid filled paint balls?
:hmm:
I was thinking of strapping a tactical baton to my left leg. Snap it open, tap the window. If they don't back off put it right through.
Now if you could make these accurate...
YouTube- Motorcycle with built-in rocket launcher firing !
Stebel Nautilus....
I like the paintball gun idea with the turret mounted somewhere off the front fairing like in an air duct hidden. Looks like a camera, but packs a punch! Fill those puppies with brake fluid or acidic mix of some sort!
I have heard and also like the ball bearings or fishing weights! Pull out in front of them, reach into your tank bag and gently loft them up over your head. Cant prove you did it if they dont see your movement. I myself would like the satisfaction of seeing their face when that shit breaks their windshield!
that guy is my freaking hero!Quote:
Originally Posted by csmutty
Is it just me, or does the number of douchebags grow every year?
It seems that everywhere you look, they're failing to look.
I like that :beerbang:Quote:
Originally Posted by DuncanMoto
I've heard of people carrying a pocketful of pennies or, better yet, used spark plugs. Just pull ahead of the asshole in question, reach into your pocket, extract a handful, and chuck them over your shoulder.
I also like the retractable baton idea. Might have to get one of those...
--mark
Walmarts are a dime a dozen, no harm no foul there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quigs
Riders been saying this for 30 years: but won't wear hi-viz. :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by 07BladeRider