The Train

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both
married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper
berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM , the man leaned down and gently woke the woman
saying,.......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you
be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's
pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!................................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. ...............'Get your own damn blanket.'

After a moment of silence, ......he farted.

The End........

I loved it. :jerkoff:

:hahano:

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That's awesome, number 61!