Funny

Three couples went to see a minister to find out how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.

The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the third couple was newlywed.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.
"A can of paint?!" exclaimed the minister.
"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up, I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not
welcome in the church.

"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot
either."

nice...:lol: :lol:

My kind of joke!

:sex:

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A cabbie picks up a nun.After the nun is in the cab, she notices that the cab driver keeps staring at her in the mirror,so she asks him why he's staring.
"I have a question to ask you,but I don't want to offend you" says the cabbie.
"My son, when you've been a nun as long as I have,you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.I'm sure there's nothing you could say or ask that would offend me."she says.
"Well I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me" says the cabby.
"Lets see what we can do about that.First, you must be single,and second,you must be catholic" explains the nun.
The cab driver gets very excited and says"Yes I'm single and I'm catholic"
"okay,'' the nun replies,"pull into the next alley"
Once in the alley, the nun fulfills the cabbie's fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child,"says the nun,"Why are you crying?
"Forgive me sister,but I've sinned.I'm married and I'm Jewish"sobbed the cabbie.
"that's O.K. "the nun replies"My name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a halloween party"

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