Terms for Female Masturbation

5 Digit Disco
Buzzing the honey hole
Backslappin' Betty
Bailing out the Gravy Boat
Beaver bashin'
Bouncing the bearded clam
Buffing the box
Buffing the jewel
Buttering up the whisker biscuit
Clam twiddlin' jamboree
Critter crammin'
Damming the beaver
Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone
Diddling miss daisy
Diggin' for clams
Digitis Erectus
Fingering the fountain
Flicking the minnow
Friday night lip service
Frosting the muffin of love
Giving yourself the finger
Going for the gooey duct
Impeaching Bush
Juicing the clam
Let your fingers do the walking
Lip smacking
Menage a'moi
Petting the kitty
Piddly Diddler
Playing the squeezebox
Pokin' the pie
Polishing the little pink pearl
Pumping the kooter
Punchin' the chipmunk
Reading in Braille
Riding the clitoris-sauras
Romancing thy own
Roughing up the suspect
Self-guided tuna boat tour
Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose
Spanking Lucy
Stroking the newt
Ticklin' the taco
Tissue tickling
Twirling the pearl
Unbuttoning the fur coat
Warming the wrist rocket

This thread is a bit...moist.

I've never heard any of those terms before... neither has my pussy Rufus :shock:

:bananna:

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Originally Posted by sveesix

This thread is a bit...moist.

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Where's Stephanie?

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Originally Posted by Kenn157

Where's Stephanie?

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I'm not sure, but that comment was pretty much intended directly at here. Nice call!

Punchin' the chipmunk?

impeaching Bush...
Blaming W for this also?!?

Stirring the paint

Double clicking the mouse

fip is the appropriate counterpart to fap

Finger blasting

DJ-ing

Flickin' your bean

Checking for change in the phone booth

Your dick isn't doing the job so she has to take matters into her own hands.

Rubbing one out.

...females masturbate...???

shopping.

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clam digging

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Parting the pastrami curtains

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Originally Posted by DucDave

...females masturbate...???

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You never disappoint Dave, lmao.

stirring the trough

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Originally Posted by drop

shopping.

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You win the internet today.

Gregling the lil girl

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Originally Posted by G21forme

Gregling the lil girl

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Greg - that would be autoeroticism...not female masturbation

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Originally Posted by DucDave

Greg - that would be autoeroticism...not female masturbation

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Ouch baby, very ouch ..

I motion for thread of the year award. Anyhow, put a genuine smile on my face.

Tickle the tuna
twaddle

Does fisting have it's own category?

PINKS all out.

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Originally Posted by drop

shopping.

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See also:

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Originally Posted by scottieducati

Retail therapy.

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Flicking the bean
playing with the pastrami piss flaps
slapping the gash

rowing the boat

Two Finger Taco Tango

You boys all need to see a therapist. :)