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NESR branching out into semen shipping business

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    NESR branching out into semen shipping business


    Looks like NESR has expanded its capabilities to ship jizz around new england. Congrats, guys!
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    Re: NESR branching out into semen shipping business

    I looked into, it pays good money, but you have to visit them daily

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    Re: NESR branching out into semen shipping business

    And here I just thought they dealt with douche bags.

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    Re: NESR branching out into semen shipping business

    Quote Originally Posted by xrocket21 View Post
    I looked into, it pays good money, but you have to visit them daily
    And you have to stay "faithful" to them. Wtf is that all about!!!!

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    Re: NESR branching out into semen shipping business

    Hey, gotta pay for this lavish website and those exorbitant salaries for the moderators somehow.

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    Re: NESR branching out into semen shipping business

    Quote Originally Posted by PhilB View Post
    Hey, gotta pay for this lavish website and those exorbitant salaries for the moderators somehow.

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    We just get paid in semen unfortunately.

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    Re: NESR branching out into semen shipping business

    Quote Originally Posted by CEO View Post
    Looks like NESR has expanded its capabilities to ship jizz around new england. Congrats, guys!
    This isn't new. I've been doing that since I was 13.


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    Re: NESR branching out into semen shipping business

    At least we are high class.....Mercedes-Benz delivery vehicle.

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    Re: NESR branching out into semen shipping business

    Quote Originally Posted by TheIglu View Post
    We just get paid in semen unfortunately.
    Don't complain, it was your idea.


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    Re: NESR branching out into semen shipping business

    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    This isn't new. I've been doing that since I was 13.

    I'm not sure swish and spit is an effective delivery system NESR branching out into semen shipping business

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    Re: NESR branching out into semen shipping business

    My step father is a dairy farmer. I still haven't gotten used to my mom saying things like, "We can't go anywhere today, we're waiting for the semen man."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinned View Post
    I'm not sure swish and spit is an effective delivery system NESR branching out into semen shipping business
    You've tried that, too?

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    Re: NESR branching out into semen shipping business

    Quote Originally Posted by Spooler View Post
    My step father is a dairy farmer. I still haven't gotten used to my mom saying things like, "We can't go anywhere today, we're waiting for the semen man."
    I always apologize when I'm late.

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    Re: NESR branching out into semen shipping business

    Quote Originally Posted by Chippertheripper View Post
    I always apologize when I'm late.
    Shouldn't you apologize when SHE's late? Or maybe not if you're a breeder.

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    Re: NESR branching out into semen shipping business

    Cease and motherfucking desist!

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    Re: NESR branching out into semen shipping business

    Quote Originally Posted by Spooler View Post
    My step father is a dairy farmer. I still haven't gotten used to my mom saying things like, "We can't go anywhere today, we're waiting for the semen man."
    With any luck I'll never have to hear my mother say that.

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    NESR branching out into semen shipping business

    Quote Originally Posted by Oink View Post
    With any luck I'll never have to hear my mother say that.
    What in the hell were you searching the forum for to dig this one up?

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    Re: NESR branching out into semen shipping business

    Quote Originally Posted by Spooler View Post
    My step father is a dairy farmer. I still haven't gotten used to my mom saying things like, "We can't go anywhere today, we're waiting for the semen man."
    We always referred to "her" as the artificial inseminator. Or AI guy.

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    Re: NESR branching out into semen shipping business

    Quote Originally Posted by jwm2k3 View Post
    At least we are high class.....Mercedes-Benz delivery vehicle.
    Yeah, and it's not even rusty!

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