Hi, I'm not new here

[Pittenger5]

Don't show weakness

Im gonna fucking stab you.

[MotoFreak]

can't we all just get along?

[ThisBitch]

Is anyone else laughing so hard they're crying imagining Kamikaze and CBR at a bar together talking to chicks??? I'm trying to see myself at a bar and figure out what I would do if I saw the two of them coming over. One WAY too eager and the other with his tail between his legs.

That was the comic relief my day needed. Thanks.

[Hauptman]

something like this?

[Jim]

something like this?

looks like J.Crew had a sale

[ThisBitch]

something like this?

No... its THIS:

and THIS

[highsider]

Alex is good at riding motorbikes.

[Mondo]

Uh .. you need to pick a new wing man. Out of the goodness of your heart you can't possibly do that to the friend of the girl you're trying to hook up with. Unless it's an X? Wait ... no, I don't think I could even do that to an X.

did somebody say wingman??

[ThisBitch]

Women make the best wingmen. True story.

[a13x]

Alex is good at riding motorbikes.

Holy crap those pics are mad vintage! Thanks for letting me ride the DRZ that day, I had fun. I love the 'big leg drop' style there, ala Hulk Hogan. BRAAPT.

[seth399]

hulk hogans daughter is so good at looking hot AND gross...depends on the minute you see her

[ThisBitch]

Oh Alex... you're so dreamy.

[JohnnyV]

Apparently she just turned down an offer from playboy to be the 55th anniversary edition centerfold... which is somewhat dissapointing

[seth399]

Apparently she just turned down an offer from playboy to be the 55th anniversary edition centerfold... which is somewhat dissapointing

damn!

[Pittenger5]

I wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating cookies. In fact, Id probably invite her into bed to eat cookies.

Plus shes my friend on myspace, you all know thats the step right before bumping uglies now a days.

[SoxPrincess83]

Hi Alex! Thanks for the body position lesson. (I’m definitely talking about LAPS last week, really!)

I definitely think I'm going to look into getting rain tires too, but first I want to get a better track bike!

CBR is not that bad as you guys might think....I hung out with him and indeed he is a smart guy....Just not as crazy as he needs to be to fit in here....he'll learn......

I met CBR too, and between meeting him in person, and his posts here, I decided to start bringing my butterfly knife and mace to bike night.

Hmmm.......it's one thing to have self-confidence issues, it's another thing completely to advertise it in every 3rd post.

I’m with Bergs here. I’m shy and mildly introverted but I don’t plaster the fact all over NESR. Honestly I think he just wants attention, and he’s certainly getting it. Don’t get me wrong I don’t dislike the kid per se, he seems nice enough face to face. But he scares the shit out of me cause I’m afraid any moment he’ll go all trench coat mafia on everyone’s ass and bust out an oozy or some shit.

[a13x]

Hi Alex! Thanks for the body position lesson. (I’m definitely talking about LAPS last week, really!)

My with all this positive feedback I may have to start offering more 'lessons'.

Thx and you are welcome.

[MissTwisties]

My with all this positive feedback I may have to start offering more 'lessons'.

Thx and you are welcome.

Yes, please. Make sure you also offer private lessons, one on one. I tend to have my attention more focused that way. Know what I mean?

[seth399]

o hollaaa! (no I don't want private lessons)

[Tricky Mike]

Oh, shit, this thread needs some privacy.

[-jro-]

Yes, please. Make sure you also offer private lessons, one on one. I tend to have my attention more focused that way. Know what I mean?

god damn.....you must put on one hell of a show Alex bwhahaha

figures I miss all the good shit standing in that swamp in t12....

[a13x]

Yes, please. Make sure you also offer private lessons, one on one. I tend to have my attention more focused that way. Know what I mean?

o hollaaa! (no I don't want private lessons)

Whatever

Oh, shit, this thread needs some privacy.

god damn.....you must put on one hell of a show Alex bwhahaha
figures I miss all the good shit standing in that swamp in t12....

Wanna see my motard?

[seth399]

[ThisBitch]

...sexybutt

[SoxPrincess83]

That wouldn't make logical sense............. Why would I do that? I want my own medical device company some day, so obviously I am not going to do anything which will generate a criminal record.................

*shrug* People snap sometimes, and I know first hand it’s not pretty. I mean look at all the school shootings and crap.

My with all this positive feedback I may have to start offering more 'lessons'. Thx and you are welcome.

Excellent!

Yes, please. Make sure you also offer private lessons, one on one. I tend to have my attention more focused that way. Know what I mean?

+1!!!!!!

Wanna see my motard?